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> A woman and a baby were in the doctor's

> examining room, waiting for the doctor to

> come in for the baby's first exam. The

> doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked

> his weight, and being a little concerned,

> asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

> "Breast-fed" she replied.

> "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor

> ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples,

> then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both

> breasts for a while in a detailed examination.

> Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,

> "No wonder this baby is underweight. You

> don't have any milk."

> "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma,

> but I'm glad I came."

2006-08-18 23:46:04 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

this has got to be the best joke i,ve heard today lol and i really did

2006-08-19 00:35:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hi hi naught and hilarious fuuunieeee

2006-08-19 07:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

haha this brought a little tear to my eye lol ♥

2006-08-19 00:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

That's a good one, thank you for sharing!!

2006-08-24 14:07:12 · answer #4 · answered by Chi_Indy 4 · 0 0

HaHaHaHa :)) makes me think of this 'Maxine' line: "You're only as old as you feel..... and I haven't been felt in years!!!"

2006-08-19 02:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by Helga J 3 · 0 0

lol that was the cutest I've read today

2006-08-24 06:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by the queen of queens 3 · 0 0

funny

2006-08-24 10:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0 0

cool

2006-08-18 23:51:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

2006-08-23 11:07:31 · answer #9 · answered by chivasgirl3 2 · 0 0

hilarious

2006-08-18 23:50:43 · answer #10 · answered by jts #1fan 3 · 0 0

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