All categories - 16 August 2006

Confucius Says
- Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

- He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.

- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

- Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.

- Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet.

- Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

2006-08-16 17:18:38 · 13 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i want my gf email password. is it possible anyway? how?

2006-08-16 17:18:32 · 5 answers · asked by nawal 1 in Security

its noon, 1217, Shanghai, China, I have just had lunch.

2006-08-16 17:18:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

just curious

2006-08-16 17:18:30 · 12 answers · asked by Ricky S 2 in Government

i had cancer as a kid and now i can't have a baby i check on adopting but you need 50,000 and why spend that when someone dose not what a baby and i do and can spend the 50 grand on him or her please help

2006-08-16 17:18:28 · 2 answers · asked by tjr3857 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I have to sayings that I have no idea how to properly translate from online translators so I was wondering if someone wouldnt mind translating them for me into english.

cada dia que pase, crece mas

and

Te quiero con todo mi alma

2006-08-16 17:18:28 · 7 answers · asked by SNAG 1 in Languages

The mother is colecting welfare and only has 3 children with her and she claims 4 , she is suspected to be on drugs. and they all
live in a small one room hotel. My concern is what will happen to the kids...?

2006-08-16 17:18:27 · 9 answers · asked by Tootsie 1 in Family

2006-08-16 17:18:13 · 1 answers · asked by XXXtAkEiTaWaYXXX 2 in Music

Just ate some pizza -- throat burning -- hiccups -- feel like I going to throw up --Heartburn --- I think --- what do you do? Thanks

2006-08-16 17:18:10 · 13 answers · asked by confused 6 in Other - General Health Care

2006-08-16 17:18:08 · 1 answers · asked by MrClovys 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

My sons are 5.5 months old and I know not to give them dairy or eggs until they are at least a year. They have already been through all of the fruits and veggies, since they were four months old.

2006-08-16 17:17:57 · 20 answers · asked by zachdylan 1 in Newborn & Baby

2006-08-16 17:17:52 · 24 answers · asked by seth 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-16 17:17:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-16 17:17:44 · 5 answers · asked by Frick's owner 1 in Television

2006-08-16 17:17:43 · 6 answers · asked by david p 1 in Community Service

i have a 98 grand am se 3.1 L v6

2006-08-16 17:17:39 · 4 answers · asked by STEVE0 THE CLOWN 3 in Maintenance & Repairs

everyone hates me... No one at school likes me. My mom none stops yelling at me. I never did nothing to no one.. ppl now think thare better than everyone else.. **** MY LIFE. thare is no purpus of I being on this planet!

IF YOU DO COMMENT NO RUDE COMMENTS... mad right now will report... Sorry just really mad./.. you dont know how it feals...:(

2006-08-16 17:17:37 · 11 answers · asked by Rain-- 3 in Friends

2006-08-16 17:17:34 · 3 answers · asked by funkfighter45 1 in Other - Education

2006-08-16 17:17:32 · 3 answers · asked by zwp03 1 in Women's Health

Preferably newer. Like Something I Can Never Have by NIN, or The Leaving Song by AFI......It doesnt have to be by those artists, though. Thank you for you efforts! ;-)

2006-08-16 17:17:26 · 7 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Music

It's a common preconception that cats are clean creatures, at least compared to dogs. Well deserved to as they learn themselves 33% of the time they are awake and they are awake only 1/3 of their lives. But seriously, how clean is any creature by human terms who doesn't wipe itself after it uses the bathroom and walks in it's **** and piss. As far as I can tell, cat's don't exactly lick themselves clean right after exiting the litter box, they usually walk around a bit first. My point being, there's a chance to track dirty stuff around your house by the cat. So what do you do to minimilize that. Myself, we use an automatic litter box and a walk down where he cleans himself after use as well as another carpet where he has to wipe his feet before exiting his room. But we're always looking for more creative methods. What do you do to retain a clean households: this is to all the Monica Geller type people out there. Thanks.

2006-08-16 17:17:22 · 15 answers · asked by choyryu 2 in Cats

2006-08-16 17:17:14 · 14 answers · asked by mikeal102 1 in Baseball

2006-08-16 17:17:07 · 5 answers · asked by Hippyghost 1 in Credit

This is an honest question. I hear so many people against and for prayer in school and other such notions. What would your idea of a perfect way for things to go involving religion and school? If you agree with religion in school would it be all religions, as in teachers teaching passages from all religions; the bible, the witches bible, the quran, ect..... If you are against it what would be your solution? No mention of religion of any kind? Please share your opinion and be polite so we may learn from each other.

2006-08-16 17:17:07 · 13 answers · asked by Militarywiccan110 2 in Religion & Spirituality

My boss promised me job security while I was out on long term disability leave due to a high risk pregnancy. One month later she gave my job to her bestfriend, a less qualified man.... They offered me a crappy job with less pay. Will an email stand up in court? Will a laywer be able to get the email now that I'm locked out of my work email account?

2006-08-16 17:17:04 · 5 answers · asked by lnfinitelylnteresting 4 in Other - US Local Businesses

2006-08-16 17:17:01 · 7 answers · asked by Troy W 1 in Diet & Fitness

What a woman says:

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears:

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

2006-08-16 17:16:59 · 4 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

do i need to take math or eng ,history classes to transfer to the school

2006-08-16 17:16:56 · 2 answers · asked by kid 1 in Higher Education (University +)

i have an hp deskjet 5940 and the cd installed the hp digital imaging suite, i never use it, and it takes up ram, so can i uninstall it and still use my printer?

2006-08-16 17:16:55 · 2 answers · asked by Koy 2 in Printers