2006-08-16 17:17:52 · 24 answers · asked by seth 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because it was FRY- day
2006-08-16 17:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by robin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was tired of being milked?
She wanted a little sizzle in her life?
She was udderly depressed?
She had a great deal at steak?
She heard the chicken fried steak?
She knew what calf fries are?
She thought it would be easier than jumping over the moon?
She hated the farmer and wanted to give him high cholesterol?
She couldn't cope with reality?
I give up. WHY? WHY? WHY?
2006-08-17 00:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by YahooGuru2u 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to become a fried cow
2006-08-17 02:19:48 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it belongs to people like you.
My cow never wants to get fried.
2006-08-17 00:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Moo-dium rare? I don't know, how DID the cow want to get fried?
2006-08-17 00:22:50 · answer #5 · answered by Sleek 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he had a bad day at work and his buddy wanted to get fried with him cus he happened to have a bottle of smirnoff vodka and an ounce of weed. good times...
2006-08-17 00:22:58 · answer #6 · answered by oogie_boogie92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wanted to jump over the moon.
2006-08-17 00:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by BigPappa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She suffered from Mad Cow disease.
2006-08-17 21:23:50 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was sniffing a mixture of nitrous oxide and paint thinner.
2006-08-17 00:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by Blahstuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he had just fell in love with a Kentucky Chicken
2006-08-17 09:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
becuz his best pal 'chicken' got fried too.
Cow & Chicken!
2006-08-17 00:39:09 · answer #11 · answered by Sponged 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋