Confucius Says
- Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
- He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.
- Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
- Man who make love to girl on hill...he not on level.
- Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet.
- Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
2006-08-16 17:18:38 · 13 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol... confuscious is wise.
2006-08-16 17:43:41 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Confucius Says
Woman who fly airplane up-side down have crack-up
2006-08-17 00:38:46 · answer #2 · answered by joegossum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.
2006-08-17 01:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by Hellcat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man who goes to bed with itchy *** wakes up with stinky fingers
man who goes to bed hungry wakes up with missing pillow.
2006-08-17 01:52:31 · answer #4 · answered by Savage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.
-Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.
-Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
-Man who put penis in Peanut Butter jar is F***ing Nuts
2006-08-17 01:51:50 · answer #5 · answered by rp_iowa 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Personal experience tells me that is all true.
2006-08-17 00:35:50 · answer #6 · answered by leikevy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man who fart in Church... sit in his own pew.
2006-08-17 00:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by toaddozer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-17 02:21:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.
2006-08-17 00:26:37 · answer #9 · answered by Blahstuff 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good old confucsious
2006-08-17 00:24:22 · answer #10 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋