I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die
first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then
you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every
day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go
collect your pension, then, when you start work, you
get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years
until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous
and you get ready for High School. You go to primary
school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries
like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger
quarters everyday, and finally you finish
off as an orgasm.
I rest my case...
2006-08-12
01:10:36
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