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I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die
first, start out dead and get it out of the way. Then
you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every
day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go
collect your pension, then, when you start work, you
get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years
until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You
drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous
and you get ready for High School. You go to primary
school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries
like central heating, spa room service on tap, larger
quarters everyday, and finally you finish
off as an orgasm.

I rest my case...

2006-08-12 01:10:36 · 18 answers · asked by pig m 3 in Pregnancy & Parenting Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

18 answers

That is such a fantastic thought! It really made me smile, thankyou.

2006-08-12 04:24:14 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0 0

Haha, my call is Katherine. so as that could be Enirehtak. take me back to the actuality under no circumstances to call my baby that. yet lot's of persons call me Katie, and that is Eitak. no longer undesirable. And Kate is Etak. My mom's call's Lucy, so as that could be Ycul. slightly unusual. Dad is Steven... Nevets. no longer SO undesirable. My sisters.... Elizabeth=Htebazile (no longer even pronounceable) Leuscha=Ahcsuel (ew) Ella=Alle (no longer negative) Brothers- James=Semaj Bo=Ob Haaa that really would not artwork for anybody in my kinfolk

2016-11-24 21:29:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Great plan!
Someone told me that it should work that way with the pay scale. Why do we get paid the most when we have the least amount of time to allow it to accrue for retirement?

2006-08-12 03:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by AlongthePemi 6 · 0 0

That sounds a far better plan that life as we know it at the moment. I'd like to subscribe to your 'Getting Younger' Club as soon as you work out how it's done.

2006-08-12 04:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0 0

Where do I sign up? I am ready to begin backwards. Wonderful idea wish it actually worked.

2006-08-12 01:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by neabean18 3 · 1 0

Nanoo Nanoo

2006-08-12 01:14:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

that's just so ******* logical and makes complete sense... as an adult... but life is meant to be hard... not ******* easy... but definitely a cool question worth asking and posing...

dude.. great philosophy, only trouble is I think life would be just as fucked up if it was backwards... :D

2006-08-12 16:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by ghostsqaud 3 · 0 0

It sounds like the greatest, NEVER thought about that, cool.

2006-08-12 13:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by SWE-girl 2 · 0 0

now think this - maybe that is exactly how it goes once we do die... our life backwards and we get to fix the mistakes we made - if there are any...

2006-08-12 02:10:21 · answer #9 · answered by justme 4 · 1 0

I'm going to have to choose yours as the best question!

2006-08-12 01:17:03 · answer #10 · answered by Simon K 3 · 1 0

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