A husband and wife are in court because they want a divorce. They have two kids.
The wife goes, "Your honor, I believe I should take custody of my two kids because I'M the one who brought them into this world."
The judge nodded and looked at the husband, "And what do you have to say?"
The husband stood up, "Your honor, if you put a dollar bill into a vending machine and a Coke pops out, does that Coke belong to you, or the machine?"
2006-08-09
06:44:15
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