A husband and wife are in court because they want a divorce. They have two kids.
The wife goes, "Your honor, I believe I should take custody of my two kids because I'M the one who brought them into this world."
The judge nodded and looked at the husband, "And what do you have to say?"
The husband stood up, "Your honor, if you put a dollar bill into a vending machine and a Coke pops out, does that Coke belong to you, or the machine?"
2006-08-09
06:44:15
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2006-08-09
06:46:34 ·
update #1
Or tell your own joke. =]
2006-08-09
06:50:18 ·
update #2
It is hilarious indeed.
Read this out
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says, "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth."
The woman then says, "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!"
To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair"
2006-08-09 07:56:35
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answered by desi 3
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A husband comes home early one evening and finds his wife in bed with another man. Distraught, he reaches into his attache case an pull out a gun which he points at his temple preparing to shoot himself.
The wife and the man start laughing at him but he says, "don't laugh, you're next!"
2006-08-09 23:39:28
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answered by scourgeoftheleft 4
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The Farmer's Dayvorce
The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres."
The lawyer said, "No you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night."
The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday."
The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning."
The lawyer said, "Is she a ******?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little ol' white gal, but the last youngen' she had was a ******. That's why I want a dayvorce."
2006-08-09 16:30:39
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answered by rsclflat 6
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hahahaaa good 1
2006-08-09 14:31:29
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answered by keamar 2
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i like the coke part
2006-08-09 14:02:18
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answered by austin_penguin 4
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Good point!
2006-08-09 14:12:20
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answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4
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I like that! good one!
2006-08-09 13:58:45
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answered by linigirl92 2
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good one
2006-08-09 13:52:49
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answered by Casual Traveler 5
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its the funniest i have evr heard
2006-08-09 14:16:42
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answered by Riya 4
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lol! thats hilarious
2006-08-09 13:53:37
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answered by bob 2
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