The past few months I've had a woodpecker attacking my wood siding on my house waking me around 5am every morning. After about 6 straight weeks of early wake up calls I finally got smart and sided my house with vinyl siding, problem solved... or so I thought. He soon began pecking the one and only tree in my yard, so of course I cut it down. Here comes the big problem. Now when I leave my home, the woodpecker swarms me and pecks at my head and I can't make him stop. Because of a rare abnormality, my head is made of red oak. I refuse to cut my head off, because if I do the woodpecker wins. What should I do? Please help.
2006-08-03
16:12:36
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