Okay, there is a three-eyed rhinoceros charging towards you in the middle of the desert. Out of nowhere, an albino tiger with three green stripes around its tail and a maniacal devise covering its left eye lands on top of the rhinoceros. Earlier, the tiger had actually broke its back, right, third-from-the-right nail. Some chocolate milk had also been spilt on the tiger as it had attacked a mess hall filled with wrenches and, of course, chocolate milk in which it decided to roll in. The tiger was not fully covered in chocolate milk as a large vat of strawberry milk had fallen over and spooked it. The rhinoceros, on the other hand, actually had a fourth grade education taught to it by the indiginous people of Australia. It was also Hindu and a vegan. You have a small 9 mm pistol with seven shots in it, behind you is a box of frozen Tyson brand corndogs that are made from mechanized chicken and pork. You also have a powerfully mysterious ring. You also have 3 seconds to make up your mind
2006-07-19
13:20:38
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