My opinion: "Dead-eye Dick" Cheney would show up armed with a shotgun, Kim Jong "Mentally Il" would show up armed with a Typodong 2 missle.
Cheney would be plastered off Jack Daniels, and, being the horrible shot that he is, he would end up (air quotes) accidentally (end air quotes) shooting an old man.
Crazed Jongy would fire his Typodong 2, and being the piece of crap missle that it is, would land 30,000 miles off target and land in the ocean.
Both these lunatics would then realize how alike they really are, and end up being good friends, drinking Koren scotch on the weekends laughing it up while watching Dubya stumble around the world acting like a dunce.
2006-07-19
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