My opinion: "Dead-eye Dick" Cheney would show up armed with a shotgun, Kim Jong "Mentally Il" would show up armed with a Typodong 2 missle.
Cheney would be plastered off Jack Daniels, and, being the horrible shot that he is, he would end up (air quotes) accidentally (end air quotes) shooting an old man.
Crazed Jongy would fire his Typodong 2, and being the piece of crap missle that it is, would land 30,000 miles off target and land in the ocean.
Both these lunatics would then realize how alike they really are, and end up being good friends, drinking Koren scotch on the weekends laughing it up while watching Dubya stumble around the world acting like a dunce.
2006-07-19 13:23:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
Climatic? They're going to beat each other up with hot air? I love it.
But, seriously, if they had their climactic confrontation, the climax would likely be that they both would walk away unscathed, because they both lied about wanting to fight in the first place. Or because they both cheated.
You're right -- they probably would end up the best of buddies.
2006-07-19 13:36:49 · answer #1 · answered by dragonwych 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Eh, Cheney'd win, hands-down. Unless he was so stupid that he let the missile run into him (assuming that it got off the ground). If he shoots in the right direction with that shotgun, he'll at least HIT Kim Jong Il. :-D
2006-07-19 13:32:50 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last time someone tried a Texas death match with Chaney Condi Rice tossed Chaney a folding chair. Chaney smacked down his opponent then grabbed his trusty 12 Gage and blew his face off
2006-07-19 13:29:55 · answer #3 · answered by 43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cheney, if he had a shotgun.
2006-07-19 15:02:42 · answer #4 · answered by amartouk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would love to see that in animation..............anyone able should really look into this lol
2006-07-19 13:27:35 · answer #5 · answered by mjk6886@yahoo.com 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it will be a tie
2006-07-19 13:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by sassassgirlusa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋