Okay, there is a three-eyed rhinoceros charging towards you in the middle of the desert. Out of nowhere, an albino tiger with three green stripes around its tail and a maniacal devise covering its left eye lands on top of the rhinoceros. Earlier, the tiger had actually broke its back, right, third-from-the-right nail. Some chocolate milk had also been spilt on the tiger as it had attacked a mess hall filled with wrenches and, of course, chocolate milk in which it decided to roll in. The tiger was not fully covered in chocolate milk as a large vat of strawberry milk had fallen over and spooked it. The rhinoceros, on the other hand, actually had a fourth grade education taught to it by the indiginous people of Australia. It was also Hindu and a vegan. You have a small 9 mm pistol with seven shots in it, behind you is a box of frozen Tyson brand corndogs that are made from mechanized chicken and pork. You also have a powerfully mysterious ring. You also have 3 seconds to make up your mind
2006-07-19 13:20:38 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Obviously none of you know anything. Albino animals have poor eyesight, and Rhinos love chocolate (The food, not the movie with Johnny Depp) The writer of this could not have written such an imaginative story if he were on drugs because the amount of drugs required to produce such a story would alter his memory to the point of, "Whoa, man I just thought of a great story, but I forgot." Not to mention, being a hindu the tiger would not hurt you, cause thats how they roll. The writer of this is obviosly mentally challenged and white because a rhino with three eyes wouldnt't matter because they cant see past twenty feet, and he spelled device wrong, and no doubt attended a high school with very little to offer, so he went to a college with little to offer, and also love nintendo. While the rest of the world believes he should be shot. I forgive him for being such a mindless douche. And to answer the question nothing. The rhino would not see you, and the tiger would not care.
2006-07-20 07:44:28 · answer #1 · answered by William Mostly 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Firstly, I'd put down the crack pipe and think seriously about changing my life. After that, I'd contemplate the problem at hand...
Finding an albino tiger and a rhino in the desert, I'd assume that I were in Las Vegas at a magic show and hope that someone would be along soon to make them both "disappear". Not finding that, I'd know that the rhino would do nothing since Hindus (or would that be "Hindi's?") are passive people. Not to mention that he's a vegan, so I have no fear of him eating me.
The tiger, having just come from a mess hall, I would assume would be full and also no threat of having me for a mid-day snack. In other circumstances, I might assume that he'd kill me just for the hell of it, but since his nail is broken, he'd be less likely to take a swipe at me (even more so if it's a female tiger, because one broken nail a day is more than enough).
I'd use the gun to shoot the owner of the magic show for putting me in such danger and I'd use the powerful ring to tame the tiger and rhino and start up my own magic show.
2006-07-19 20:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by tateronmycouch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wouldnt you have more than three seconds if you spent enough time to know all of the previous events of the tiger and rhinoceros. My answer is take the gun and run. The tiger has a broken back and the rhinoceros is a vegan. You have absolutely nothing to worry about. Just don't get to the tigers jaws and your good!
2006-07-19 20:30:40 · answer #3 · answered by SquirrelBait 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a typical day. I don't suppose there is any coffee and cigarettes involved, of course not, it's a typical day! Well I'd start playing Pink's song "Just like a pill" on the gramophone beside the oyster bar and hope they were there for a pic nic. The gun thing I'll use to get every ones attention that we are about to have a three legged race. That ring though, that's coming with me.
2006-07-20 01:19:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unload on the rhino! A tiger with a broke back isn't going anywhere!
2006-07-19 20:25:14 · answer #5 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Teehee. Well first of all the tiger isnt albino b/c it has green fur, personally, I would just watch and see what happens...
2006-07-19 20:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by ShortStuff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shoot myself from the madness of this question..but eat the corn dogs first as my last meal and admire the ring that I unfortunately can't take with me into the afterlife....
2006-07-19 20:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have an amazing imagination. i would throw the chicken at the tiger and use the ring to make myself invisible.
2006-07-19 20:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by CherBear 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I have seven shots I can shoot them both, enjoy my corn dogs, and get the hell out of there...
2006-07-19 21:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by kharizzmatik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There goes two minutes of my life I'll never get back!
2006-07-19 20:22:57 · answer #10 · answered by macy5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋