All categories - 16 July 2006

2006-07-16 19:54:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man applied, and got the job, as a school bus driver. The principal explained that the bus he was to drive had some cartoon monsters painted on the side. the first day of school, the man started his route. At the first stop was a chubby little girl. She said "Hi, I'm Patty". At the next stop, the driver encountered another chubby little girl. She was named Patty as well. At the next stop, the bus driver met a child who said "Hi, I'm Ross, and I'm special". At the last stop he met another little boy who bounced on the bus and said " Hi, I'm Lester Chase!" So, on to school the driver went. He looked in the mirror and saw Lester Chase had taken a shoe off and was picking sores from his foot. The driver dropped off the kids and went to the principals office. "What is this, a joke?", he asked the principal. "I had 2 obese Patties, special Ross, Lester Chase pickin' bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"

2006-07-16 19:53:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Part of the song goes "don't wanna be a murderer"

2006-07-16 19:53:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-16 19:53:43 · 10 answers · asked by ramprakashs80 1 in Men's Health

WRT54G. I cannot get the router to connect to the internet. My wired router had no problems discovering the DSL settings but this thing is confused. I can connect to the internet without the router so DSL is fine. I can establish the SSID on the router and my wireless laptop can see it and says that the wireless network is there and available. However, the wireless is just not connecting to the internet.

2006-07-16 19:53:26 · 5 answers · asked by Kenneth 3 in Other - Hardware

Which do you prefer? Why?

2006-07-16 19:53:20 · 29 answers · asked by Art_a_diba 1 in Polls & Surveys

i need help before i go crazy with my guy who looks at other females right in front of me when we are driving around town or in stores he no longer ahs an interest in me pleases help thank you.

2006-07-16 19:53:02 · 9 answers · asked by rotten_rosie62 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-07-16 19:52:56 · 10 answers · asked by sumiyuki 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-07-16 19:52:55 · 1 answers · asked by loverbig_boy 1 in Investing

I am sick and tired of being poor. I don’t want to have to worry about being able to pay for things. I want to be able to pay for my college classes with out asking my family for any more money. I don’t want to be stuck doing physical labor for the rest of my life which if I end up having to quit school I will have nothing else but physical labor to do.
Tell me damn it! I though about selling drugs (took 2 seconds before I laughed myass off at that ides) (though about doing some contract killing but I all ready ruined all my contacts for that. I need ideas. I am trying to get both of my fathers companies going but its not working. We have a lawn care business going but not generating money and we have been thinking about a painting company.

Give me info!

2006-07-16 19:52:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Business & Finance

2006-07-16 19:52:40 · 7 answers · asked by NANDAKC 1 in Bangalore

Yo mommas so old she lost her virginity to Socrates.

Yo mommas so emotionaly unstable she gets post partum depression after she takes a dump...

Yo mommas so Nasty I fu*ked her without a condom and caught cancer

Yo mommas so socially inept her imaginary friend filed a restraining order.

Yo mommas so nasty her coochies got dreadlocks.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and failed

Yo mommas so fat I lifed up a fat roll and round a rack of ribs

Yo mommas breath so hot she gave chilli a third degree burn...

Yo mommas so fat instead of peanuts in her turds there are whole biscuts...

hehe, I have just been thinking about these lately and decided to try and make a few of my own, tell me what you think...
I want to know if I got the right rythm...

2006-07-16 19:52:33 · 11 answers · asked by Brocktoon 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-16 19:52:32 · 13 answers · asked by Haley f 1 in Skin & Body

my nephew is 6 and cusses, fights, spits, shoves,and kicks my kids and I feel so bad cause his parents try to control his behavior but have a hard time with him. He likes to visit my house cause I have 6 kids and he is an only child and gets lonley. but I CANT STAND HIM as soon as he walks through the door he flips off my kids. I dont want to be rude but I dont want him visiting anymore.what should I tell his mother?(my sis-in-law)

2006-07-16 19:52:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

2006-07-16 19:52:21 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-16 19:52:13 · 6 answers · asked by Knowledge Seeker 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I mean...it is almost 3:00 am and I can not sleep! I should try turning off the computer...will you?

2006-07-16 19:51:57 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-16 19:51:56 · 8 answers · asked by richy 2 in Internet

I love my wife and my secret lover and want them both by my side.

My wife dont know that I have a secret lover but my secret lover know that I have a wife and I intend to keep it this way.

Will I ever make it through??? Both women are as important to me.

2006-07-16 19:51:55 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-07-16 19:51:51 · 6 answers · asked by moontony_2000 1 in Teaching

2006-07-16 19:51:51 · 14 answers · asked by COOLasBLUEice 2 in Marriage & Divorce

They still have my old (3 yrs. ago) address on file, and no record of my current address. I need to update them so I can get copies of my credit reports sent to me (at my proper/current address). I do not want them sent to my old address.

What is the fastest way to do this?

Can I do this online somehow?

2006-07-16 19:51:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

2006-07-16 19:51:26 · 5 answers · asked by marazon9 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

Seems to me they're a little hypocritical. Most of the Arab nations aren't even willing to take in Palestinian refugees, let alone give them some paltry piece of land to call their own. Yet SOME of them are happy to participate in genocide (of the Jews) to accomplish what they're unwilling to do. Not seeing that brotherhood bond here, do you????
(Yes, I'm aware of the Holy sites, but those are ALL OVER the middle east...Surely in the name of "peace" they could give up just one??? Afterall, they expect the Jews--whom they wish to WIPE OFF THE PLANET to give up thier ONLY one.)

2006-07-16 19:51:24 · 4 answers · asked by LastNerveLost 3 in Politics

hahaha anybody here been to Hells Kitchen in real life? like eat there?
daayum! i love that show!! :)

2006-07-16 19:51:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Los Angeles

I saw the movie Paradise Now where two Palastinian men decide to blow themselves up in Israel. One goes through with it while the other pulls out at the last minute.

2006-07-16 19:51:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

Are there any long-term effects of anger on the body? Can it really affect your physical health?

2006-07-16 19:51:05 · 7 answers · asked by This is my nickname :-D 3 in Other - Health

i love apple pie :) lol

2006-07-16 19:51:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i tired of having lots of rubbish email. therefore i would like to get rid of it. instate of having new email address, is there any other way to permanently delete the account witout waiting for another 3 month?

2006-07-16 19:50:58 · 8 answers · asked by saxylongleg 1 in Security

2006-07-16 19:50:53 · 34 answers · asked by Condurachi A 1 in Other - Football