A man applied, and got the job, as a school bus driver. The principal explained that the bus he was to drive had some cartoon monsters painted on the side. the first day of school, the man started his route. At the first stop was a chubby little girl. She said "Hi, I'm Patty". At the next stop, the driver encountered another chubby little girl. She was named Patty as well. At the next stop, the bus driver met a child who said "Hi, I'm Ross, and I'm special". At the last stop he met another little boy who bounced on the bus and said " Hi, I'm Lester Chase!" So, on to school the driver went. He looked in the mirror and saw Lester Chase had taken a shoe off and was picking sores from his foot. The driver dropped off the kids and went to the principals office. "What is this, a joke?", he asked the principal. "I had 2 obese Patties, special Ross, Lester Chase pickin' bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"
2006-07-16 19:53:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ugh!
That is a compliment. I LOVE groaner jokes the best. Yours definitely qualifies. lol
2006-07-16 19:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
5/10
2006-07-16 21:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AFA fast food, I like the occasional Wendy's Spicy Chicken burger, though for me, it is mild and I like a side of two extra hot sauces, or else, a frosty... I hate McDick's, Arby's, Taco Time, etc. I hate red meat but I like a nice chicken burger and a good potato, try finding veggie chili or a veggie burger on a day you don't eat meat.. I do love seafood and an omelet or cheese sandwich once in a while, crab is expensive but delicious.
2006-07-16 20:11:33 · answer #3 · answered by cotterall&elaineadams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lester chase is not close enough to lettuce cheese.
Try Let us Chase?
2006-07-16 20:25:32 · answer #4 · answered by what'sthat?! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-07-16 19:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by brogdenuk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is a 10 out of 10 ...beautiful, man
2006-07-16 19:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay it took a minute but I figured it out! Cute! ..................But i still don't get Lester Chase?
2006-07-16 20:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG That's funny
2006-07-16 20:00:28 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha i for got the joke but i didnt fogot this2 points
2006-07-16 20:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by crazygirl69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, you have to stop smoking weed.
2006-07-17 02:21:00 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋