Yo mommas so old she lost her virginity to Socrates.
Yo mommas so emotionaly unstable she gets post partum depression after she takes a dump...
Yo mommas so Nasty I fu*ked her without a condom and caught cancer
Yo mommas so socially inept her imaginary friend filed a restraining order.
Yo mommas so nasty her coochies got dreadlocks.
Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and failed
Yo mommas so fat I lifed up a fat roll and round a rack of ribs
Yo mommas breath so hot she gave chilli a third degree burn...
Yo mommas so fat instead of peanuts in her turds there are whole biscuts...
hehe, I have just been thinking about these lately and decided to try and make a few of my own, tell me what you think...
I want to know if I got the right rythm...
2006-07-16 19:52:33 · 11 answers · asked by Brocktoon 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Socrates one COULD be good, but try Methusla, the oldest man in the Bible. He's a bit older.
The socially inept is REALLY good, just find other words for socially inept. Not introverted, but something simply along those lines..... Remember, the first rule is KISS. *Keep It Simple, Stupid. *g*
Why would you screw a woman so nasty, cancer aside? Dont insult yourself.... Change the subject of the insult.
Good Luck.
2006-07-16 20:03:25 · answer #1 · answered by Pez_Pirate 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For starters, cancer can not be contracted with or without a condom. Why not:
Yo mommas so Nasty I screwed her with a condom and still got ST D's!
Also, fat or thin people do not have peanuts or biscuits in their turds. Why not:
Yo mamma's so fat instead of corn in her turds, there was the whole cob!
2006-07-17 03:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by Susan R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will have you know my mother is a saint! --- anyway i like the cancer one - it's surreal and dark... maybe better if ---
Yo mommas so Nasty I fu*ked her with a condom and still caught cancer
...donnoo
wait i just thought of one...
Yo mommas so Nasty when my cousin fu*ked her I Got herpes
baaa. anyway do some more....
2006-07-17 21:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by JamJam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cancer one isn't funny.
"Yo mommas so fat I lifed up a fat roll and round a rack of ribs" That has no rythym- the rest are ok though.
2006-07-17 03:17:10 · answer #4 · answered by what'sthat?! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol "yo momma breath so hot she gave chilli a third degree burn"
haha that's that shyt right there
2006-07-17 03:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by GoldenLocs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i like them!! especially i like numbers 1, 2, 4, and 8. keep going! :) just don't come near my momma! haha.
2006-07-17 03:03:47 · answer #6 · answered by Tarah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coochies and dreadlocks... I will be quoting you for awhile!
The others are okay...keep up the good work!
2006-07-17 03:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by autisticA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he, those are good! I like the dreadlocks one! But there all really funny! I was cracking up! Tell us some more!
2006-07-17 03:00:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Yo mommas breath so hot she gave chillie a third degree burn'
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-17 04:28:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love them!!!
Keep it up!!!!
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2006-07-17 03:05:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋