A man attends a funeral and meets the love of his life there. He gets her phone number, but loses it, and doesn't have her last name to look it up or get her info from 411. He runs into the sister of the deceased from the funeral at the grocery store a week later. He follows her home and kills her. Why did he do it?
If you can answer this, please list how you know, if you've heard it before, or if you figured it out yourself. For your sake, I hope you don't figure it out yourself. I'll explain why when I close this question.
I wish all bad luck, as you aren't supposed to get this.
2006-07-14
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