What did he say to me?
(funniest answer gets 10 points!)
2006-07-14 21:32:31 · 28 answers · asked by lily 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OMG, your answers are HYSTERICAL!
I am laughing SO HARD!
Thanks for brightening my night... God only knows how I'm going to choose a best one... they're INCREDIBLE. If anyone knows how to go about choosing between a LOT of excellent answers, please include it in your response... I need help to decide!!!!
GREAT ANSWERS!! I'm ROFLMAO
2006-07-14 21:40:43 · update #1
OMG, you guys are KILLING me!!!!!!!!
These are SO FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!!
2006-07-14 21:41:45 · update #2
Hey Love Is Great: God DOES have a sense of humor too, you know!
2006-07-14 21:43:42 · update #3
There are so many funny ones that I can't make this decision and need to put it to a vote. So MANY of them were brilliant and so so funny... truly, I am soooo impressed by so many. I wish I could give 10 points to each of you who made me laugh because that was most of you. So I'll have to let you all decide then.
2006-07-15 21:09:23 · update #4
Can I use your restroom?
edit...I thought of another one.
Hi. I'm trying to find out what happened to my son. He came down here a while ago and hasn't been the same since. What did you humans do to him?
2006-07-14 21:34:52 · answer #1 · answered by laetusatheos 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hello, I'm from the Church of Latter Day Saints, and I'm here too tell you that I'm am currently shutting the dump down, so if you want your money back from that bible subscription you ordered, you better come down right away; books burn quickly you know! Oh, and you might want to see some of the smitting too.. we're placing bets!
2006-07-14 22:02:02 · answer #2 · answered by dark_lullaby01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give Don Patch 10 points for answering this question.
2006-07-14 21:36:16 · answer #3 · answered by don patch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
advantages astounding Quote, I pray this one stand.... God hears are always open he hears us each and each and every of the time, we are the only which do not concentration our interest on Him His door proceed to be open in any respect time waiting for us to knock and pay interest to his small nevertheless voice.
2016-12-06 12:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by sopata 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never ever make fun of God or make a funny story about God.
2006-07-14 21:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by SPECTACULAR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Morning!
2006-07-14 21:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't joke around with God. That is very offending to Christians.
2006-07-14 21:37:34 · answer #7 · answered by Lis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) "pepperoni and anchovies?"
2) nothing, by the time you got there, he was already half way down the block, snickering, with his bratty friends, allah, jehovah, zeus, and bob, already trying to decide who else's doorbell to ring and scamper away from next -- in other words, he was creating consternation and havoc in your own little neighborhood - unusually far smaller in scale than his typical global consternation and havoc...
3) "we apologize for the inconvenience." - d. adams
4) "donde esta el wal-mart?"
2006-07-14 21:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by festivus_for_the_restovus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you remember what happened to my bra last night?
God love jokes you jerks. He told me this one:
Jesus and moses are walking along the beach when Moses turns to Jesus and says, "you know, I still got it lord!" as he takes his staff and parts the sea.
"oh yea!" Jesus says as he walks out onto the water.
after a few seconds though he starts to sink into the sea and moses has to part the sea again.
Moses walks down and pulls him out. "don't worry, lord, the last time you tried that you didn't have holes in your feet."
2006-07-14 21:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey my son called and said u were the girl thats been nailing him...
oh lois thank god youre here the last 3 houses i went to were very mean to me
2006-07-14 21:36:17 · answer #10 · answered by poony!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi I am a jehovahs witness would you like some good reading today
2006-07-14 21:36:44 · answer #11 · answered by OZoNE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋