All categories - 7 July 2006

At a bar, one patron to another:
“Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”
"Why?" He asked.
“You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you”

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A woman puts on a dress two sizes smaller than her large frame and thinking that she looked good she turned to her brother and asked, "How do I look in this dress?"
He said, "Not too bad."
Smiling ever so sweetly, she then started to prance. Realizing his mistake, the brother then said, "I said you don't look TOO bad, that doesn't mean that you don't still look bad."

2006-07-07 05:00:46 · 20 answers · asked by Light 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I need a body lotion that can keep my skin soft and not dry. But I can't seem to find one that could last all day.

2006-07-07 05:00:46 · 36 answers · asked by p1nkl1m3 2 in Skin & Body

I think that they are the greatest band out there.

Their music really touches the heart

2006-07-07 05:00:44 · 17 answers · asked by Kristine S 1 in Music

my uncle's company gives away free shoes

2006-07-07 05:00:42 · 21 answers · asked by bubblegum 1 in Fashion & Accessories

Simunic/ Deco / de rossi

2006-07-07 05:00:38 · 7 answers · asked by nazmul k 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

I think my 13 year old brother has a crush on his teacher but he doesn't want to contact her even when the teacher calls him he doesn't call her back..she is friends with our family..the teacher is engaged!

2006-07-07 05:00:29 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-07-07 05:00:28 · 4 answers · asked by happyrao 1 in Men's Health

2006-07-07 05:00:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

like how do they get in ur nose?

2006-07-07 05:00:16 · 6 answers · asked by dyboy34 3 in Skin & Body

ciara wasn't in it
i wouldn't

2006-07-07 05:00:14 · 5 answers · asked by mlee 2 in Polls & Surveys

It gets pretty darned thorough in other areas of sexuality (just read all the incest prohibitions), so I doubt God just "forgot" to mention it or assumed we'd take it as a given.

Something similar with pre-marital and extra-marital sex. It forbids sleeping with a married person, and it says men who sleep with virgins must reimburse the girl's family. But it doesn't forbid consensual sex between two unmarried and unrelated adults or teenagers.

2006-07-07 05:00:11 · 39 answers · asked by Bill Bittner 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-07-07 05:00:00 · 8 answers · asked by commoncent 1 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-07-07 04:59:59 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Wrestling

Or are they just trying to make themselves feel good as they drive their mercedes and hear of the poor as they watch televsion in their mansions?

2006-07-07 04:59:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Civic Participation

I knew the women and we were suppose to be friends. Any way he says they mostly complained about there spouse meaning me and her about her husband. He told me they cybered but what he did was tell her what he wanted to do to me and what he wished i would do. i found a lot of the chats and she persued him. Do you think this is cheating? I made him leave but let him come back to try to work things out we have three children under 5. He said he only talk to her cause he was lonely. I was working second shift and he was home with 2 of the kids. He claimed cause i was working second we didn't feel like a couple. I was pregnant at the time it started also. he says he was not getting enough attention neither was I. I told him i was feeling neglected he never told me. Sorry if this is to much info or not enough lol.

2006-07-07 04:59:43 · 29 answers · asked by SiberianHusky_8 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-07-07 04:59:39 · 17 answers · asked by jm 3 in Skin & Body

2006-07-07 04:59:38 · 3 answers · asked by dude 4 in Movies

which is cooler to watch?

or

underleagre justice?

2006-07-07 04:59:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-07-07 04:59:24 · 16 answers · asked by elaperr 2 in Dogs

2006-07-07 04:59:12 · 15 answers · asked by DumbBlondIe 2 in Skin & Body

2006-07-07 04:59:11 · 3 answers · asked by toweroftusks 2 in Philosophy

No don't think that i'm racist and i will never be a racist unless someone iz racist towards me.........does that soundz reasnoable........!

2006-07-07 04:59:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Some people ask some really lame questions - only to just prove that they are ignorant and have nothing else better to do.

2006-07-07 04:59:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Why does a small stone weighing a couple of grams sink in the ocean when massive ships weighing tons can float?

2006-07-07 04:58:59 · 40 answers · asked by Flossie 2 in Physics

2006-07-07 04:58:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Auto Racing

I get so disgusted when I see someone with a baby or toddler who is dressed only in a diaper. This is really gross when they put them in a shopping cart where you put food (yes some of us put food on the top area) and I have seen kids in diapers running around the stores. I think you should put some clothes on your child. It is just not acceptable to go out in your underwear especially when you poop in it. Children need to have something on even if it is a sleepsuit .

2006-07-07 04:58:58 · 27 answers · asked by reallyfedup 5 in Other - Society & Culture

which is better on a scale 1-10 with 10 being the best: Maybelline
Mac
loreal
covergirl

2006-07-07 04:58:55 · 27 answers · asked by confused 5 in Makeup

I recently downloaded the free 30 day trial of Paint Shop Pro X and I fell in love with it. If anybody has the program or knows where I could get the whole thing for *free* please answer!!

Thanks, Paige

2006-07-07 04:58:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

Thinking of recreating old Bristol and am wondering how easy it might be. What software would be available. Obviously I would need to be able to reconstruct the facade of buildings and create streets etc.

2006-07-07 04:58:42 · 4 answers · asked by montpelier42 2 in Software

I'm saying that the emotions that make us uncomfortable about evolution, and allow us to kill animals, are related to the emotions of that cause racism. You think? People create artificial superiority in their minds, like having souls, and having God's exclusive approval, and being the only creatures to have emotions. They use this superiority to be unfair to others, whether it's cows or other races. It seems related to me.

2006-07-07 04:58:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality