1. dont call, ever
2. if you dont like a girl, dont tell her. its more fun to let her figure it out by herself
3. lie
4. name your penis. be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, such as spike
5. use this pick up line: "my girlfriends pregnant will you go out with me
6. play with yourself. talk about it
7. be as ambiguous as possible. if you dont want to answer, a nice grunt will do
8. always remember: you are a man. therfore, no matter what, it isnt your fault
9. lie
10. girls find it attractive if a man has had more women than baths
11. never ask for help. even if you really, relly need help dont ask. people will think you have no penis
12. women like it when you ignore them. it arouses them
13. vanity is the most important trait for a man to have. use reflective surfaces at every oppurtunity
14. if, god forbid, you have to talk to a girl on the phone, use only monosyllabic words and noises. bodily noises are permissible
15. hack amd spit
16. lie
2006-06-30
08:19:18
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