A woman walked up to an ancient-looking old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"Well..." Answered the man. "I smoke three packs of cigarettes and two spliffs a day. I also get through a case of whiskey a week, a crate of beer, and a couple of bottles of gin. I also go to a McDonalds Drive Thru every lunchtime, order takeaways every night, and never, ever exercise."
"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?'
"Twenty-six," he said.
2006-06-26
11:21:59
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