Good joke, bad joke?

Question

A woman walked up to an ancient-looking old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"Well..." Answered the man. "I smoke three packs of cigarettes and two spliffs a day. I also get through a case of whiskey a week, a crate of beer, and a couple of bottles of gin. I also go to a McDonalds Drive Thru every lunchtime, order takeaways every night, and never, ever exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

Answer 1

thats a great joke. soo true as well!
I'd give it 4 thumbs up eccept I only have two thumbs.... so..... I wonder if big toes count as thumbs in these matters?

Answer 2

Doctor said I was to pack in smoking then I would live longer,
I did now 50Years later I am still here, It was a good year , In fact a good day the day I stopped smoking.I remember that day many many years ago,
It was 3 Septmber 2004.

Answer 3

Good Joke

Answer 4

Two engineering students, talking. First one says, "A beautiful woman on a bicycle rode up to me this morning, threw the bicycle to the ground, ripped off her clothes and said,"take anything you want.' So I took the bicycle"
"Very wise" says his friend. :The clothes probably wouldn't have fitted you."

Answer 5

That's definitely a, not only good, but great joke.

Answer 6

Good joke. I have to remember that one.

Answer 7

That's funny... his life may not have been long, but he seemed happy.

Answer 8

bad joke

Answer 9

thats funny
im smiling

Answer 10

two thumbs up!