A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000
and
felt really good about he results. On her way home she stopped at a
dress
shop to look around. As she was leaving, she aid to the sales clerk, "I
hope
you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35"
was the
reply. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After
that
she went nto McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same
question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she
said,
feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old
man the
same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going.
But
when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I
put my
hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no
one
around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand
up her
skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The
old
man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."
2006-06-25
22:17:03
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