A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000
and
felt really good about he results. On her way home she stopped at a
dress
shop to look around. As she was leaving, she aid to the sales clerk, "I
hope
you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35"
was the
reply. "I'm actually 47," the woman said, feeling really happy. After
that
she went nto McDonalds for lunch and asked the order taker the same
question. He replied, "Oh, you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" she
said,
feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old
man the
same question. He replied, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going.
But
when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. If I
put my
hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age." There was no
one
around, so the woman said, "What the hell?" and let him slip his hand
up her
skirt.
After feeling around for a while, the old man said, "OK, You are 47."
Stunned, the woman said, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The
old
man replied, "I was behind you in line at McDonalds."
2006-06-25 22:17:03 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny! lol Amd at this point of my life I needed a laugh thank you so much!
2006-06-25 22:22:26 · answer #1 · answered by cmassaget 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Okaaay, yeah A real shot from AK 47
2006-06-26 05:29:27 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
i thought it was quite funny..
although my sense of humor is a bit off.
haha
=]
2006-06-26 05:27:25 · answer #3 · answered by vv_shs07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one. Should try it sometime.
2006-06-26 07:20:06 · answer #4 · answered by TOO HOT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty oldie man.....
Cheers!
2006-06-26 07:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, not that fuuny, but may be included in the "dirty" sections:p
2006-06-26 06:18:15 · answer #6 · answered by 3umar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it was funny.... but the old man was pervertic.....
2006-06-26 05:31:31 · answer #7 · answered by **Regina** 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa!!! pervert ol'man!!!!
2006-06-26 05:49:04 · answer #8 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the? that wasnt funny
2006-06-26 05:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny.. i like it
2006-06-26 05:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by katrina_ponti 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋