Ok so there was this women who was geting really annoyed with her husband farting every morning before he got out of bed. so one morning she told him, "dear, If you fart one more timr your gonna fart your guts out!" Later that day she then went to the butcher and bought the left over pig guts, just incase her husband farted the following morning. well That night she Put the guts into her husbands pants. The next morning she was awoken by him farting. After the man farted he walked into the bathroom. After about an hour he returned to the room and said. "Dear you was right, I farted and sure enought my guts came out, and well with my two fingers and the good lords help, I managed to get them all right back in there."
Do you find that joke to be funny or really gross?
2006-06-18 13:35:19 · 10 answers · asked by Jayson 1 in Jokes & Riddles
What if your belief is wrong? What will you say to G-d almighty on judgement day? How will you feell about eternity where you have choosen? I'm not trying to be rude either. Think about it before you answer. Do you simply choose not to believe? Have you actually researched to find out information to support your beliefs? You are a polytheist? Have you read the "Old Testament"? Surely you know his views on polytheism. Is your eternity, if you are wrong, really not worth it?
2006-06-18 13:35:13 · 35 answers · asked by Quantrill 7 in Religion & Spirituality
2006-06-18 13:35:10 · 6 answers · asked by lseidler 1 in BMW
Wrestlemania X, Wrestlemania 2000, Wrestlemania X7, Wrestlemania 21, or Wrestlemania 22
2006-06-18 13:35:06 · 11 answers · asked by dlekhtman 5 in Wrestling
My gf came back from Florida on Saturday after a few days there. She said that she would be busy this weekend, but she has yet to respond to any of my 3 e-mails or 2 txts. Is it asking too much for her to respond with just a little quick txt letting me know she got them and is ok?
2006-06-18 13:34:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
Italy have always started slow but this year they won from Ghana and tied with U.S meaning they have done better than the other years.
Argentina have showed the world that they are a very good team and it would not surprise anyone if they win the world cup.
2006-06-18 13:34:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)
i have soo much **** goin on in my head and at some point i feel like i went crazy...12 may to be precise...thoughts were just flying through my head...i could think straight and everything seemed be against me...
i really cant remember things either...i feel like im not myself and this is been goin on for over 2 months...
i did feel a little better but i feel like i never really escaped the path and im going futher down it...
my head is a mess and i really cannot focus...what to do?
2006-06-18 13:34:44 · 17 answers · asked by Mr X 1 in Mental Health
2006-06-18 13:34:40 · 20 answers · asked by markodoe 1 in Religion & Spirituality
i am FOR illegal immigrants.
im doing a speech and i need a visual aid...
think ill make a poster but yeah i dont know. and ideas?
2006-06-18 13:34:37 · 11 answers · asked by blink182 2 in Immigration
2006-06-18 13:34:34 · 16 answers · asked by Andrew C 1 in Diet & Fitness
2006-06-18 13:34:28 · 16 answers · asked by jis10sk8er 1 in Singles & Dating
In what ways has thinking critically influenced the way you read , write , and process information ?. As you evaluate information presented in articles, advertising, media,and conversations, what surprised you most ? how will you continue to use critical thinking skills in the future?
2006-06-18 13:34:27 · 2 answers · asked by Ifeanyi A 1 in Other - Education
Personally, Equality is a good thing. Your views please.
2006-06-18 13:34:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2006-06-18 13:34:22 · 2 answers · asked by Debe 1 in Music
2006-06-18 13:34:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink
Personally, I'm all for Seshoumaru. Those gorgeous looks, the silent, mysterious type who hides his true feelings and you can never tell what he's really feeling except by his actions. Inuyasha, his younger brother, is outrageously honest and is hilarious when he gets into an argument.
2006-06-18 13:34:14 · 9 answers · asked by Melissa F 2 in Comics & Animation
2006-06-18 13:34:02 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits
Where can I find good boy layouts for myspace?I don't want girly ones.
2006-06-18 13:33:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design
as the Marty they met (and subsquently name their kid after) back in the 1950's? Don't you think, they'd think it was weird that their son, LOOKS, talks and sounds EXACTLY the same as this guy they met back in highschool??? Never understood that. Just an observation.
2006-06-18 13:33:51 · 9 answers · asked by C 4 in Movies
2006-06-18 13:33:47 · 2 answers · asked by icevipe 1 in Trivia
2006-06-18 13:33:42 · 14 answers · asked by NEAL W 2 in Other - Family & Relationships
he's hit me 4 times and cheated on me 3 times.
2006-06-18 13:33:42 · 21 answers · asked by angel_baby_9102003 1 in Other - Family & Relationships
Can you make a straight person gay through "treatment"?
Their view:
http://www.exodus-international.org/
One argument against their view:
http://www.skeptictank.org/hs/exodus.htm#Section3
What the APA says about "treating" homosexuality
http://www.apa.org/pi/lgbc/guidelines.html
2006-06-18 13:33:41 · 17 answers · asked by EasterBunny 5 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
We unplugged it and replugged it in and started it up after a few minutes and the sound works when it is in T.V. mode, but is mute when I try to play a DVD. What can be done to correct the electro magnetic zap it received?
2006-06-18 13:33:29 · 5 answers · asked by ascarlott@sbcglobal.net 2 in Other - Science
I've already blocked the site..after seeing it on the news for the 3rd time. Now she thinks I don't trust her.. Can I let her use Myspace and still make sure she's not talking to the wrong people? Am I just being an over-protective parent or do I have a legitimate concern?
2006-06-18 13:33:28 · 34 answers · asked by Slim 1 in Parenting
My sister's kids are the whiniest, and I had to put up with them today. Please give your opinion of not liking whiny kids.
2006-06-18 13:33:15 · 16 answers · asked by Sessie 2 in Family
2006-06-18 13:33:13 · 8 answers · asked by Mummy of 2 7 in Words & Wordplay
I have a phobia with needles in my arm. Can they "put you under" first then do th IV thing?
2006-06-18 13:33:11 · 17 answers · asked by anonymous 2 in Other - General Health Care
2006-06-18 13:33:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family
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