Ok so there was this women who was geting really annoyed with her husband farting every morning before he got out of bed. so one morning she told him, "dear, If you fart one more timr your gonna fart your guts out!" Later that day she then went to the butcher and bought the left over pig guts, just incase her husband farted the following morning. well That night she Put the guts into her husbands pants. The next morning she was awoken by him farting. After the man farted he walked into the bathroom. After about an hour he returned to the room and said. "Dear you was right, I farted and sure enought my guts came out, and well with my two fingers and the good lords help, I managed to get them all right back in there."
Do you find that joke to be funny or really gross?
2006-06-18 13:35:19 · 10 answers · asked by Jayson 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I never said i Made it up! lol
2006-06-18 13:40:23 · update #1
Just not funny
2006-06-18 13:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by Rhapsody 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
nicely, i do no longer look after my husband 'letting rip' each and all of the time, even yet it does not get to me adequate to end me going close to him, her husband is fortunate she does not have a colostomy...there is no administration by any potential... the only difference is, the scent is trapped interior the bag!!! i think of he ought to boost up a sprint, partnerships are approximately popularity of one yet another, and taking the sturdy with the undesirable, i'm fantastically particular he does annoying issues too. has his annoyance constantly been there, or is this a clean ingredient? if a clean ingredient, i think of the justifications why it truly is unexpectedly turning out to be a controversy must be puzzled, as there must be an underlying reason at the back of his replace in the direction of her.
2016-10-31 02:36:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny as hell, does fart humor ever get gross, really?
2006-06-18 14:04:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit funny, a bit amusing. This guy must have been gullible to stuff stuff up his butt in panic.
2006-06-18 16:05:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both funny and gross, if you ask me!
2006-06-20 11:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by Road Trip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not a joke.
My wife did that to me and im still in pain.
2006-06-18 16:52:35 · answer #6 · answered by kauffman1234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you stole that joke!!!!!! lol and it is both funny and gross
2006-06-18 13:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by jesselovesgod 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what??
puit them back in???
am rolling on the floor laughing
2006-06-18 13:41:35 · answer #8 · answered by ever_humble 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heard it
2006-06-18 15:05:26 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! That was funny!!!
2006-06-18 13:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋