All categories - 13 June 2006

componnents of lan and how can i make adevice of them as master and others slaves . what kind of component with details and the charactaristic of these components .

2006-06-13 01:11:03 · 2 answers · asked by i_love_u_arnt_u 1 in Software

What is oil?

2006-06-13 01:11:00 · 4 answers · asked by msongwriter 1 in Other - Business & Finance

I am not Downloading anything and not very computer literate but I guess if it keeps dropping my computer will crash? Do you understand why this is happening and I can stop it from decreasing space available?

2006-06-13 01:10:54 · 8 answers · asked by MamaBear1 3 in Other - Computers

I have been with him 3 months, we have already told each other that we love each other but want to make him feel really special, because he really is the best boyfriend in the world!!!!

2006-06-13 01:10:49 · 14 answers · asked by ME 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-13 01:10:42 · 4 answers · asked by warrenjw1 1 in Advertising & Marketing

Hi I am asking for songs, I had specify no LOVE song , and people keep putting love song in theirs choice. grrrr...
Please only people who understand question, I am looking for song that play in the dance club
like Rianna sos or don't ya wish... NO R kelly, no ciara, no rap nothing that sounds like that I alreayd have enough of those song

2006-06-13 01:10:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-13 01:10:35 · 12 answers · asked by Minnie_2006 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Car is in my wife's(daughters stepmom) name. Insurance is in my daughter's mothers name. She lives with her mom. She is going to college this fall and living on campus.

2006-06-13 01:10:30 · 6 answers · asked by boughregard 1 in Law & Ethics

I want to go to a yoga teacher training school in India next spring after I finish massage therapy school. Is it safe? What parts of the country should I visit and what parts avoid?

2006-06-13 01:10:25 · 9 answers · asked by yogazen 4 in Other - India

a guy goes to a funeral..sees a pretty lady and happens to fall in love with her..he leaves the funeral without speaking to her..and never sees her after that.
that person then decides to kill that lady's sister..
why do u suppose he would do such a thing?

2006-06-13 01:10:06 · 6 answers · asked by spoiled_sweets 1 in Other - Society & Culture

I want the best painter in Europe or the UK to paint my dining room ceiling with a scene of clouds and sky

2006-06-13 01:10:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Painting

Hi everybody….i am posting a few of my fave jokes here….plz rate all of them together on a scale of 10…thnxx…

1- A doctor and his wife were sitting in deck chairs on the beach when a beautiful young
girl in a very brief bikini jogged towards them. As she came to the doctor she waved
at him and said, in a huskily sexy voice “hi, there!” before continuing on her way.
“Who was that?” demanded the doctor’s wife.
“Oh, just someone I met professionally “, replied the doctor.
“Oh, yes!" snorted the wife. “Whose profession? Yours or hers?”


2-The doctor had just finished examining the very attractive young girl.
DOCTOR:- “Have you been going out with men, Miss Jones?”
MISS JONES:- “Oh no, doctor, never”.
DOCTOR:- “Are you sure? Bearing in mind that I’ve now examined the sample
you sent, do you still say u have never had anything to do with
men?”
MISS JONES:- “Quite sure doctor. Can I go now?”
DOCTOR:- “No”
MISS JONES:- “Why not?”
DOCTOR:- “ Because, Miss Jones, I’m waiting for the arrival of the three wise
men”.



3-A Scotsman was seriously ill in hospital and his last request was for his bagpipes to be played. They were. He recovered. The other patients died.


4-George was called to the doctors for a check-up, but the real reason for his recall
Was to give him some advice.
“ How many children have you now George?” the doctor asked.
“I’ve got 11 doctor, at the last count. Not a bad score for a life’s work!” George boasted.
“It’s about time you thought about your partner,” the doctor scolded. “Any more
children could kill her,” he warned.
George’s smile moved from his face as he heeded the warning. “We won’t have
any more. If she has any more I will hang myself.”
Time moved on and George’s wife confessed that she was pregnant again. When she was out doing the shopping, George fitted a hook into the ceiling and slung a rope over it. Standing on the chair with the rope around his neck, a thought entered his head whish made him remove the rope. “Hold on a bit”, he told himself. “I might be hanging the wrong man!”


5-An elderly doctor took a young partner into his practice and said, “ I would like
you to accompany me on my visits tomorrow so that you can observe my procedure, which you may care to adopt.” So the next day they set off. The first visit was to a rather plump lady, who was reclining in bed. After introducing his new partner, the old doctor took the patient’s temperature but dropped the thermometer which he retrieved from under the bed where it had fallen. As they prepared to depart he said, “ You know, Mrs. Goodbody, you would recover much quicker if you didn’t eat so many chocolates.” The patient blushed and they left. When they were outside the house, the young doctor asked the older one how he knew about the lady’s chocolate- eating habit.
“Well,” relied the older doctor, “you saw me stoop down to pick up the thermometer? Under the bed were all the chocolate wrappings.”

At the next house a very elegant lady was sitting up in bed in readiness for their visit. So the old doctor said “I’ve brought along my new partner who will attend to you this morning Mrs. Loveday.” Whereupon the young doctor proceeded to take the patients temperature and he also dropped the thermometer which fell to the floor.
As they were leaving he said, “ You know, Mrs. Loveday, you ought not take so much of interest in church affairs”.
The doctors said their goodbyes and made their way out of the house.
On being alone with the younger doctor, the older doctor asked “ how did you know that Mrs. Loveday was interested in church affairs.”
“Because,” replied the younger doctor simply, “when I went to retrieve the thermometer from under Mrs. Loveday’s bed, there was the vicar.”

*****************************************************************

6-The eminent surgeon was walking through the local churchyard one day when
he saw the gravedigger having a rest and drinking from a bottle of beer.
“Hey you!” called the surgeon. “How dare you laze about and drink alcohol on the churchyard! Get on with your job, or I shall complain to the vicar”.
“I should have thought you’d be the last person to complain,” said the gravedigger, “bearing in mind all your blunders I’ve had to cover up”.


7-It was a dark cloudy night and the drunk staggered into the cemetr and fell
into a hole which had been dug in preparation for a burial the following day. The
hiccupped and fell asleep.
Half an hour later another drunk swayed into the cemetery. He was singing loudly
and his raucous voice woke up the drunk in the grave who suddenly started to yell
that he was cold.
The singing drunk tottered to the edge of the grave and peered blurrily down at
the complaining drunk. “Its no wonder you are cold,” he shouted down to the
drunk. “You have kicked all the soil off yourself.”

2006-06-13 01:09:59 · 7 answers · asked by bmyfriend 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I am just curious

2006-06-13 01:09:58 · 14 answers · asked by Emmie 3 in Other - Business & Finance

2006-06-13 01:09:49 · 7 answers · asked by Bleskem B 2 in Toddler & Preschooler

My brother and new girlfriend live out-of-town. They came to visit over the weekend so that my parents, my husband, and I could meet her. I live in the same town as my parents with my husband and one-year-old son.

My brother and girlfriend stayed at my house Saturday to Sunday and I made a nice lasagna dinner and had my parents over. The next day, my brother and parents announced that they were going to drive into the city for the afternoon. They invited me along, even though they knew I couldn't go because the baby was already napping and my husband had gone golfing. My mother especially knew I couldn't go because she is very familiar with my son's nap schedule.

They all left and I was left all by myself for the entire afternoon. I had set aside my entire weekend for this visit and I thought it was rude that they made plans that I couldnt' be included in. There were definitely other things we all could've done together once the baby was up. What do you all think?

2006-06-13 01:09:39 · 14 answers · asked by wonderwoman 3 in Family

thanks!

2006-06-13 01:09:24 · 6 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Gambling

2006-06-13 01:09:21 · 7 answers · asked by n3mentx 3 in Other - General Health Care

2006-06-13 01:09:15 · 11 answers · asked by Linda 7 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-13 01:09:11 · 7 answers · asked by Kochuvava 2 in Jokes & Riddles

and to save points,here's another question:care to give some tips of getting a girl/guy to be your boy/girlfriend?

2006-06-13 01:08:57 · 9 answers · asked by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-13 01:08:47 · 15 answers · asked by ms c 1 in Embassies & Consulates

2006-06-13 01:08:47 · 10 answers · asked by watshername 3 in Other - Entertainment

I'll pick the first person 2 answer right as the best answer!

2006-06-13 01:08:45 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

I have been married for a little over 1 month. My wife and I are already having problems. (I have posted a couple of problems for answers). I am a school teacher, so I am on summer vacation. I try to help out arond the house so she doesn't have to so much when she comes home from work. I try to at least have dinner started, do up some laundry and straighten up around the house. (make the bed etc.) I get up in the morning when she does (6:00) to see her off to work. She came home last night ticked off b/c I had dinner cooking and was doing the dishes. She seems to not be appreciative. We had a huge fight about it. What do I do???? Please help!

2006-06-13 01:08:41 · 5 answers · asked by Ben S 2 in Marriage & Divorce

hey anyone listening?? I so need an acrostic for the word history... is there anyone who can help?? please?

2006-06-13 01:08:41 · 4 answers · asked by kAi 1 in History

2003 Pathfinder salvage title need to sell or trade for truck doesnt matter if salvage also does anyone have tips.

2006-06-13 01:08:35 · 6 answers · asked by babiesolja 1 in Buying & Selling

I know there are many teens reading these questions so please help clear up the truth behind these myths.

1)Guys only like to marry virgins.
2)Girls judge guys only by the size of their penis.
3)Older men and women don’t know how younger guys and girls think about stuff.
4)Guys are only after sex all their lives and it’s all they talk about with each other.
5)Girls don’t have to know anything about sex, it’s the guys job to know everything.
6)Guys/girls will always cheat because they are never faithful.
Thank you for your answers.

2006-06-13 01:08:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Has anyone been? How did you enjoy your stay...any tips for that specific resort? We've been to Punta Cana before, but have decided to try this new resort for this trip!

2006-06-13 01:08:07 · 1 answers · asked by yogazen 4 in Dominican Republic

salut,
i'm a french student,learning from past 1 and 1/2 years.i'll be appearing DELF exams from next year..i'm in search of a french teacher as well as a freind who can help me in french in a better way.................
hope to get good responses...............

2006-06-13 01:07:56 · 6 answers · asked by shill 2 in Higher Education (University +)