All categories - 10 June 2006

woman goes to a pet shop and sees a frog she wants to buy.. She asks the sales man how much it costs and he tells her it costs €50.00.
"€50.00?? Why is it so expensive?" she gasps
"This frog can give blow jobs" replied the sales man.
So she buys the frog, takes it home and that evening gives it to her husband and tells him she is going to bed and he can try it out.
In the middle of the night she wakes up and can hear pots and pans and kitchen cupboards banging and she goes downstairs.
"What the hell is going on here?" she asks her husband..
To which he replies:

"as soon as this frog can cook, youre outta here!"

2006-06-10 17:57:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-10 17:57:56 · 2 answers · asked by Rob 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

2006-06-10 17:57:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

My lawn mower want start and I think its the spark plug gap space

2006-06-10 17:57:45 · 4 answers · asked by Wallace W 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-06-10 17:57:37 · 7 answers · asked by jacque H 2 in Fish

there is a lot of great quotes from wrestlers

jake snake roberts: Trust me
steve austin: you say your prayers and you thump you bible and it didnt get you any where talk about to sign john 3:16. Austin 3:16 Said i Just Whipped you ***.
Million dollar man. Everybodys got a price hahahahahah

Whats your favortive quote of all time

2006-06-10 17:57:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Wrestling

2006-06-10 17:57:01 · 4 answers · asked by tizzy1432 1 in Family

2006-06-10 17:56:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

Source?

2006-06-10 17:56:55 · 7 answers · asked by JimmieHendrix05 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Most people don,t. According to studies by akc and aspca as much as 50% of attacts blame on pits are other breeds. Play this game and see if you can spot the pit and be truthful. Her is the site:http://www.pitbullsontheweb.com/petbull/findpit.html

2006-06-10 17:56:49 · 14 answers · asked by raven blackwing 6 in Dogs

2006-06-10 17:56:43 · 4 answers · asked by Brad C 1 in Other - Politics & Government

49 yo male, six feet tall and 250 pounds. Have led pretty much a couch potatoe lifestyle the last five years (work related, lots of sitting, not much if any exercise). My blood pressure the last two years has been 150 over 100 (average). Can't afford a doc, no insurance. So don't go there. Last two weeks I started playing golf, usually walk 3 hours or 3 miles on the course in hot 90 degree weather. Also started eating oatmeal regularly last two weeks, and a better selection of foods. Also cut out all my caffiene...no coffee. Before, was drinking about 6 cups a day. Yeah, was headed for a heart attack. May still be. Question, with that info, all of a sudden my blood pressure is sitting at an average 120/80 with a pulse of 70....is it possible that in two weeks of no caffiene, lots of exercise and 8 hours sleep instead of 5-6 that my blood pressure would drop this much? Or are these false readings that won't hold up going forward?

2006-06-10 17:56:42 · 10 answers · asked by Mexican_Genius 2 in Heart Diseases

2006-06-10 17:56:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

What are some ways to ask a guy if he has a girlfriend without revealing that you like him?

2006-06-10 17:56:07 · 7 answers · asked by sam 2 in Singles & Dating

I hate them. like everyone has one! i hate trends.

2006-06-10 17:56:05 · 16 answers · asked by tres 2 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-06-10 17:55:53 · 22 answers · asked by dirt 1 in Television

you know there all tan with red roofs how come you dont see that in like ohio

2006-06-10 17:55:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-10 17:55:40 · 7 answers · asked by Jeremiah 2 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-06-10 17:55:39 · 3 answers · asked by sergechoi 1 in Add-ons

Why?

2006-06-10 17:55:36 · 19 answers · asked by Lost. at. Sea. 7 in Religion & Spirituality

they've been doing it since they were able to (1 or 2 months old)

2006-06-10 17:55:33 · 19 answers · asked by maristabell 2 in Parenting

how do you know if someone put voodoo on you?Like we've been having a bad week every freaking day ever since 6-5-06 all the way up till now,and we keep getting these feelings that just don't seem right,

2006-06-10 17:55:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

2006-06-10 17:54:50 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

I CLEAN MYSELF WITH SOAP AND STAND IN THE SEWAGE PALNTS AND THEN WHEN IM FEELING REALLY DIRTY I BATHE IN THE OCEAN. PLZ TELL ME THE PROBLEM.....HUH PEOPLE ARE SOOO STRANGE!!!

2006-06-10 17:54:42 · 6 answers · asked by BM 1 in Other - General Health Care

2006-06-10 17:54:32 · 7 answers · asked by :o 2 in Marriage & Divorce

And why?

2006-06-10 17:54:29 · 13 answers · asked by rottenkid4560 3 in Television

2006-06-10 17:54:25 · 6 answers · asked by esmikal2005 2 in Internet

Just what is the Holy Grail? What would be the significance of locating this holy object>

2006-06-10 17:54:22 · 6 answers · asked by ZORRO 3 in Religion & Spirituality

What's a good scary movie?

2006-06-10 17:54:17 · 12 answers · asked by kx6593 1 in Movies

It's not the turbo but if someone knows where can i find a turbo with low milage and good conditions contact me.

2006-06-10 17:54:03 · 9 answers · asked by famouscov 1 in Maintenance & Repairs