woman goes to a pet shop and sees a frog she wants to buy.. She asks the sales man how much it costs and he tells her it costs €50.00.
"€50.00?? Why is it so expensive?" she gasps
"This frog can give blow jobs" replied the sales man.
So she buys the frog, takes it home and that evening gives it to her husband and tells him she is going to bed and he can try it out.
In the middle of the night she wakes up and can hear pots and pans and kitchen cupboards banging and she goes downstairs.
"What the hell is going on here?" she asks her husband..
To which he replies:
"as soon as this frog can cook, youre outta here!"
2006-06-10 17:57:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2006-06-10 18:12:19 · answer #1 · answered by good guy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
So Instead Of The Princess Kissing A Frog, The B**** Gives A Blow-Jobing Frog To Her Soon To Be Divorced Husband.
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-11 01:13:14 · answer #2 · answered by person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-06-11 01:31:40 · answer #3 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAha yup...made me laugh.
No reaction from my husband though.
2006-06-11 01:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by tutter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, can't f the frog though
2006-06-11 01:16:03 · answer #5 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little degrading on women- all we're good for is bj's and cooking- but I can still laugh at it!
2006-06-11 01:01:05 · answer #6 · answered by brandijolove 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, it is funny. It made me chuckle for a bit.
2006-06-11 00:59:08 · answer #7 · answered by moma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Awesome!
2006-06-11 00:59:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhhh yeah its kinda funny?
2006-06-11 01:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by Linn. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao Actually it is funny
2006-06-11 00:59:33 · answer #10 · answered by sassydontpm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋