All categories - 5 June 2006

1 No more razor burns for men- only women will suffer from razor burns
2 all the women in our world will not suffer sun burns due to the burkas
3 All the men will be lucky- they can chose any woman from their harems
4 school children will have only 1 book, the Quran
5 The state will provide us with free entertainment- beheadings, stonings, and whippings
6 no more decadent internet that are turning people away from allah
7 no more traffic jams, as we all will be riding donkeys
8 mullahs will solve all the medical and scientific problems in our world

I cant wait to welcome this wonderful new islamic utopia. Hands up those who agree with me?

2006-06-05 23:50:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-05 23:50:03 · 13 answers · asked by Miyke 2 in Buying & Selling

i have being dating this girl but now she act strange.When I try to speak to her she runs away.

2006-06-05 23:49:59 · 10 answers · asked by tshepo j 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-06-05 23:49:52 · 5 answers · asked by cox6656 1 in Men's Health

2006-06-05 23:49:52 · 8 answers · asked by imleo4887 1 in Other - India

I have just come back from spain and catching up on the news i read that some fella knocked over and killed a man and got 9 months jail!! Now some bloke who couldnt give Mr Blair his tax (he owed £18,000) got jailed for 23 months!! So do the government care more about cash than human life!

2006-06-05 23:49:47 · 13 answers · asked by aholic 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-06-05 23:49:37 · 1 answers · asked by karthi 2 in Careers & Employment

2006-06-05 23:49:36 · 6 answers · asked by seven 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Just look at Indonesia; the Christians are sending money, medicine, and doctors. Isn't that brotherly love? Is that God's true intent for the world?

2006-06-05 23:49:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-05 23:48:58 · 10 answers · asked by seven 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-05 23:48:57 · 3 answers · asked by Diane T 2 in Homework Help

2006-06-05 23:48:53 · 10 answers · asked by seven 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-05 23:48:53 · 19 answers · asked by BrianL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-05 23:48:50 · 9 answers · asked by seven 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What I mean is..is it 5 days after your period started that you are ovulating and can become pregnant? If so,does that mean sex at any other times is pregnancy safe? I may sound ignorant,but it's been a long time since high school sex ed. Please no sarcastic remarks.I'm humbly asking a question!

2006-06-05 23:48:50 · 4 answers · asked by Liquid Melancholy Dreams 1 in Pregnancy

OK I have a German girlfriend coming over for dinner tomorrow night, she is in need of moral support as she has just split with a long-term boyfriend. I am thinking of trying to cook some traditional German cuisine to remind her of home, but am unsure what to do- as we are in the UK do you know of anything simple I could try and that I could find the ingredients for over here?

Thanks!

2006-06-05 23:48:34 · 8 answers · asked by DaveyMcB 3 in Other - Germany

You could link to the CNN.com site that she listed and see it yourself. I went to full mother bear protect mode and tried to see what was scaring her, and in the process downloaded a virus from the bogus website that was posted. OK So I feel like an idiot, but I can't work I've been on the fon w/MS for hours, it looks like a popup (but not a popup I don't allow popups and have a firewall 14 ft deep to stop them) but it says my registrys is corrupted (their words not mine) and I will lose everything. So far all I've lost is my patience and a lot of money as I work from home and have been down since Fri. Can anyone here help me? I'm going to use all my precious points to post EVERYWHERE...Thank you in advance!

2006-06-05 23:48:31 · 2 answers · asked by Sidoney 5 in Other - Electronics

Any answers given may be forwaraded to the PM (Tony Blair) to encourage the speed of reducing the emission of carbon dioxide.

This is part of an undertaking petition.

2006-06-05 23:48:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous 2 in Environment

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

2006-06-05 23:48:04 · 9 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

well few days bac i lost my nfs underground disc 2.. .though i have my installation cd... i haven't installed the game yet...IS there anyway i can play the game without the 2nd disc and do i require the 2nd disc for installation.

2006-06-05 23:48:04 · 12 answers · asked by Matt Y 1 in Other - Computers

i'm looking for some wiccans in lakeland, florida to start a coven...and to learn there ways...what are some spells you have uncovered?

2006-06-05 23:48:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-06-05 23:47:50 · 4 answers · asked by kasonic 1 in Men's Health

2006-06-05 23:47:23 · 15 answers · asked by M273gradc 1 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-06-05 23:47:23 · 8 answers · asked by smlaci 1 in Other - Society & Culture

my boyfriends congo african grey (paisley) is plucking around his/her chest we took him to see a professional not so long ago he told us that it might be because of bordom which i dont get because he/she gets quite alot of attention i was wondering could this be the case, thats its geting to much attention.

also i have noticed that he/she is being very nasty towards my boyfriend which is strange because hes always been loving towards him as he has had paisley for quite some time and never turned on him like this before, could anyone help!!!

natalie ...

2006-06-05 23:47:23 · 4 answers · asked by natalie c 1 in Birds

2006-06-05 23:47:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-06-05 23:47:16 · 18 answers · asked by samrat22 1 in Politics

In general, if a guy is often quiet and calm and does not joke around, and looks serious, and do not play around with you girls what do you think of him.

2006-06-05 23:47:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I'm thinking of taking them to have something physical to show for my years practice....

How did you find them? What grade are you?

2006-06-05 23:47:13 · 1 answers · asked by Mr_Moonlight 4 in Music

No matter what I do i can't seem to do n-ething right for her, and the nerve of acussing me for having other girls in my life just does'nt add up 2 me but a gulty vibe for her, but I can only be so nice because of her denial on her unfaithfullness when physical proof is at hand, and the one really getting played here was her, i am stressing only because we have a beatiful daughter 2gether a family is what i am tring to give her but is there a way to do this? Help...

2006-06-05 23:47:00 · 10 answers · asked by spyroe13 1 in Other - Family & Relationships