David was an assimilated Jew and a passionate atheist. But he sent his son to Trinity School because despite its' denominational roots, it was good academically, and totally secular. After a month, his son comes home and says casually, 'By the way Dad, do you know what 'Trinity' means? It means the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.'
The father can barely control his angst. He grabs his son by the shoulders and declares: 'Danny, I'm going to tell you something now and I want you NEVER to forget it. There is only ONE G-d - and we don't believe in Him!!!'
At the Russian War College, a general is a guest lecturer. He tells the officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers starts: 'Will we have to fight in WW3?'
'Yes, Comrades, you probably will,' replies the general.
'And who will be the enemy?' asks another officer.
'Probably China.'
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