A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game
in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans
roaring "Run....run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the
Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick
accent: "R-r-run ya bahshtard, r-run will ya!"
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously
pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams: "R-r-run
ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"
The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the
ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: "R-r-run
ya Bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly
and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his
embarrassment whispers, "He doesn't have to run, he got
four balls."
"Walk with pr-r-ride man!"
2007-03-01
09:02:34
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