Religion & Spirituality - 20 January 2007

2007-01-20 14:47:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Here we go..... ;-)

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named
"Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they
name him "Juan." Year's later; Juan sends a picture of
himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture,
she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a
picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins!
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most
of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses
on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather
frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)....
A supercalloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Do YOU have any (clean) funnies to share?
xx

2007-01-20 14:47:35 · 12 answers · asked by lookn2cjc 6

I am in college right now and I'm wondering what I should major in to pursue this field. Any sort of advice would be amazing!! Thanks a bunch...

2007-01-20 14:46:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

I create, destory and amuze.

2007-01-20 14:45:50 · 6 answers · asked by animalmother 4

i was curious becuase i know they say you go straight to heaven but i wanna know the truth like if someone dided would they go straight to heaven or they past through a light like other people say?? and also theirs talk about judgement day??what is that?? and when?? and they also talk about 2012 im ocnfused but if u can please andwser.. Thank you all.

2007-01-20 14:45:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-20 14:45:14 · 12 answers · asked by chuck 3

or do they just believe it is purgatory?

2007-01-20 14:45:12 · 12 answers · asked by ♫O Praise Him♫ 5

when i say make love of course i mean f**** (sorry but i havent yet acquired that level of superior education, but the day will come)

2007-01-20 14:44:34 · 20 answers · asked by whoknows 3

2007-01-20 14:43:23 · 13 answers · asked by USA USA USA 2

This person thinks life itself is not real. This type of person can easily go on a killing spree or something

Here's her comment


"We are here for different purposes. Remember, this is cyber world, all people are not what they claim to be"

2007-01-20 14:42:47 · 10 answers · asked by Black Atheist 1

Tell the world Jesus lives;
Tell the world he died for them;
Tell the world He lives again.

"Therefore my beloved brethren, be ye steadfast, unmoveable, always abounding in the work of the Lord, knowing that you labor is not in vain in the Lord". (ICorin. 15:58)

"For God is not unrighteous to forget your work and labor of love, which you have shown toward His name..." (Heb. 6:10)

2007-01-20 14:42:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-20 14:42:22 · 14 answers · asked by chuck 3

If a Jewish Dr. was relaxing at a park with the family, and witnessed an accident, the Dr.'s profession would require by law to go and help. Would the Dr be breaking the commandment?

2007-01-20 14:41:39 · 6 answers · asked by ♫O Praise Him♫ 5

2007-01-20 14:40:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-20 14:40:02 · 12 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6

Bible said anybody who does't know Jesus will burn in Hell

2007-01-20 14:38:31 · 28 answers · asked by saegiie 1

If so why?

2007-01-20 14:36:21 · 13 answers · asked by chuck 3

Our history is not our destiny. The operative idea today is we must unlearn the past if we want our green-future to unfold more naturally. OR, could it be death is the purpose of life so we can enter into higher realms of existence one life after another, never dying! Which di you think it is? Any thoughts?

2007-01-20 14:35:42 · 6 answers · asked by ZORRO 3

2007-01-20 14:34:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

If so then who is "the great crowd, which no man was able to number, out of all nations and tribes and peoples and tongues, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, dressed in white robes; and there were palm brances in their hands." Rev. 7:9 (NWT)

2007-01-20 14:34:49 · 9 answers · asked by charmaine f 5

This is the length of Noah's arc as said by The Bible, A boat of this magnitude would have never been able to carry 2 of every type of species on earth. I know that this could be an exaggeration meant to 'raise the spirits' of Christians but why is this still a celebrated part of the Catholic religion?...... Please don’t give any bullshit answers that are just meant to contradict the theories you probably are assuming I have.

2007-01-20 14:34:47 · 3 answers · asked by Steven Sigal 1

ali sina has offered 50'000 to anyone who can refute his claim that prophet mohammad was a rapist' assassin mass murderer ruthless torturer ' terrorist thief plunder slave trader. i just started studying islam. so why hasn't someone claimed it

2007-01-20 14:32:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-01-20 14:31:40 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am a christian and i'm a little confused on how it says to dress modest. Some people say you have to wear dresses and skirts which i don't have a problem with and others say that you can't wear make-up or jewerly. I guess my question is....is that true?

2007-01-20 14:31:14 · 17 answers · asked by Its Me 1

2007-01-20 14:30:48 · 16 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

please give logic reasons? not something about God made rules, explain why this rule!

2007-01-20 14:27:43 · 21 answers · asked by saegiie 1

As soon as they learn to speak, some children are able to tell remarkable detailed stories of people, places, and events in what might be their past lives. What do you make of this? I thought only adults lived past lives. Maybe animals have lived a past life!

2007-01-20 14:27:25 · 13 answers · asked by ZORRO 3

2007-01-20 14:26:48 · 20 answers · asked by Yankee Jeebus 1

2007-01-20 14:25:17 · 12 answers · asked by agirlthatsway2cool 1

Jesus said there would be weeping and gnashing of teeth. What does that mean?

2007-01-20 14:24:41 · 37 answers · asked by blah 1