Two priests were getting ready to enter the communal showers at the cathedral, when they noticed that the stalls were all empty of soap. One of the priests stated that he had some extra bars of soap in his room, and since it was so close by, he’d go back and fetch two bars. Indeed, since his room was so close, he didn’t bother getting dressed, but darted down the hallway nude.
As he was coming back to the showers, three nuns rounded the corner, blocking his path to the showers. The priest backed up against the wall and froze, still clutching the bars of soap. The three nuns stopped in front of him.
“These new statues that the church is buying are extremely life like,” one nun noted as she reached down and tugged on his penis. Startled, he dropped a bar of soap.
“Look,“ exclaimed another nun,” it dispenses soap!” She also tugged on his penis, and he dropped the second bar of soap.
The third nun tugged on his penis, but there was no more soap to drop.
2006-11-28
04:42:13
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