1. He has way larger balls.
2. Pirates are the chosen ones instead of Jews. Not that I have any problems with Jews, but Pirates are way cooler.
3. Every Friday is a religious holiday.
4. Heaven comes with a stripper factory and beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see.
5. Created the universe in only 4 days, spending the 1st day creating a mountain, trees and midgit and the next 3 day with the whole universe. He spent the last 3 days resting.
6. Humans were not created in FSM image because He is perfect and if every human were to be perfect, it just wouldn't be right.
7. The gospel of the FSM explains gravity, for example, He is hovering above us and holding us down using His Noodly Appendages. Proof is that humans have got taller. As the world’s population increased, there were fewer Noodly Appendages to go round, so it has been easier to grow.
2006-11-23
02:20:32
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