St Peter says, you are all going to have to answer a question so that I can decide if you deserve to come to heaven. The questions will range in difficulty according to how long you have served as nuns.
He starts with the novice (who is in training to be a nun) "What was the name of the first human God created?" She answers "That''s easy - Adam".
"Good, good", says St Peter, "off you go inside" "Now, Sister Mary Francis, you've been a nun for seven year's, What is the name of the garden where Adam and Eve first lived?"
"Oh, easy-peasy", answers sister Mary Francis, "Eden".
"Good, good", says St Peter "Off you go inside". "Now, Mother Superior.... what was the first thing that Eve said when she first laid eyes on Adam?"
Mother Superior thinks for a while. Then she says: "Gosh, that's a hard one."
2006-11-23
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