St Peter says, you are all going to have to answer a question so that I can decide if you deserve to come to heaven. The questions will range in difficulty according to how long you have served as nuns.
He starts with the novice (who is in training to be a nun) "What was the name of the first human God created?" She answers "That''s easy - Adam".
"Good, good", says St Peter, "off you go inside" "Now, Sister Mary Francis, you've been a nun for seven year's, What is the name of the garden where Adam and Eve first lived?"
"Oh, easy-peasy", answers sister Mary Francis, "Eden".
"Good, good", says St Peter "Off you go inside". "Now, Mother Superior.... what was the first thing that Eve said when she first laid eyes on Adam?"
Mother Superior thinks for a while. Then she says: "Gosh, that's a hard one."
2006-11-23 03:45:12 · 15 answers · asked by Josephine 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The question is...why is this joke funny? Does anyone get it??
2006-11-23 03:48:25 · update #1
old as the hills and yes I get it.
2006-11-23 04:15:21 · answer #1 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-23 03:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha !
The question St Peter asked was not the hard one....
It's the one Eve saw about one feet below Adam's navel that was hard .....:=}
2006-11-23 03:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Toshihiro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is funny because it is a play on words!
Adam was supposed to be naked and the expression 'That's a hard one' has sexual meanings!
Nuns are not supposed to even think of Sexual things!
Hope you NOW get it!
2006-11-23 04:01:05 · answer #4 · answered by willowGSD 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-12 23:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's funny cos what the nun says could be what eve said..
U get it now?
2006-11-23 03:51:05 · answer #6 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a reference to his nakedness.
Funny lol!
2006-11-23 03:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by Judi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old ones are the best
2006-11-23 06:01:06 · answer #8 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,
Good one, ma'am
Have a nice day.
2006-11-23 03:53:44 · answer #9 · answered by Daimyo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-11-23 03:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋