What funny things should I do to Jehovah's Witnesses who knock on my door?

Question

Also, has anyone ever seen jesus at the mall?

Answer 1

Wow ur so hilarious. I don't think u should say ne thing to them b/c even if u don't agree w/them u could b decent enough 2 listen or just say that ur not interested. But don't b rude. Sure I understand that all ppl don't believe the same thing but everyone desevers respect and honsetly don't think u should joke around like that.Honestly, that is very rude and u should accept difference. Everyone is family through god if u believe that way so think of this would u tuant ur own family members like that? BTW I'm not a Jehovah witness.

Answer 2

My brother informed one "carry on one minute, i actually might want to take a sh*t. i'd be perfect decrease back." Then he closed the door and by no ability got here decrease back :D i'm getting so aggravated. They confirmed up at my door donning suits and that i presumed something severe became happening (I actually have a legal element happening at contemporary) so I responded the door. i became truly ill with pneumonia. even as it became them, i became so mad. i'm ill and it took each and every thing out of me to come back to the door. Plus I stay in an apt. the position i do not get strangers at my door, i comprehend even as someones coming over. So then those idiots confirmed up perfect right here week also, this time at 9 AM and that i became slumbering nevertheless. They left a watchtower mag on my door knocker. i'm getting fed up with human beings urgent their religions on others. all of us comprehend what religions are available and if we've an interest we can continually seem into those religions. in my opinion i became raised Catholic and that i'm replacing to Islam because it suits my life extra useful and is smart to me. i'd by no ability attempt to press someone right into a faith or worry them. in the adventure that they pick advice or have questions they could come back to me. JW's favor to keep in mind that their rigidity and lectures are annoying, and a contravention of others conception and privateness.

Answer 3

Jesus is everywhere. I used to feel like u do and I often thought of what to say to stop them from knocking at my door, the answer is really simple put a sign on ur door asking religious solicitors to pls stay free from ur door with a simple thank u the proprietor and that will suffice without harm to u or to them. NO SOLICITORS works too.

Answer 4

Don't try anything "funny" with a Jehovah's Witness at your door.

(Acts 5:38,39) I say to you, Do not meddle with these men, but let them alone; (because, if this scheme or this work is from men, it will be overthrown; but if it is from God, you will not be able to overthrow them;) otherwise, you may perhaps be found fighters actually against God.”

Every true Christian goes from door to door to teach his neighbors about the Bible's good news. It is interesting that only Jehovah's Witnesses are so clearly identified with the preaching work; globally more than 6 million preach publicly each month.

(Matthew 28:19,20) Go therefore and make disciples of people of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the holy spirit, teaching them to observe all the things I have commanded you.

(Acts 5:42) Every day in the temple and from house to house they continued without letup teaching and declaring the good news about the Christ, Jesus.

(Acts 20:20) I did not hold back ...from teaching you publicly and from house to house


It's sad when someone who claims to respect the bible actually insults or even advocates attacking a peaceful preacher. Sad but completely expected.

(2 Timothy 4:3-5) For there will be a period of time when they will not put up with the healthful teaching... You, though, keep your senses in all things, suffer evil, do the work of an evangelizer, fully accomplish your ministry.


Incidentally, the typical Jehovah's Witness knocks at hundreds of doors each year. He has already experienced degrading behavior from householders, some of whom: stand there naked, mimic Satanists, proposition lewd acts, brandish weapons, sic dogs, scream profanities, accuse crimes, and call Witnesses anti-American (inside the USA) or pro-American (outside the USA).

Jehovah's Witnesses are going to knock on your door unless you specifically and unequivocally tell them that you do not want them knocking, or if they fear for their own safety. Nothing else will really deter them, so you would be going to a lot of effort to accomplish nothing but pleasing Satan.


Really, if someone goes out of their way to disregard Christian preachers and preaching, what is he saying about himself?

(Luke 10:1-17) After these things the Lord designated seventy others and sent them forth by twos... “He that listens to you listens to me too. And he that disregards you disregards me too. Moreover, he that disregards me disregards also him that sent me forth.”


Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/
http://watchtower.org/library/jt/article_04.htm

Answer 5

Tell them that you are already a member of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, and that you go around knocking on people's doors pretending to be someone else.

Answer 6

When you see them coming down the street, Get naked so you can jump in the shower just before they reach your door. Let them knock or ring a bit and then throw open the door wrapped in a towel, soaking wet and scream, "What the Hell do you want?.

Answer 7

Ask a Rabbi what funny things the early Jews did when their Jewish brethren came to their doors to tell them their traditions and beliefs, dating back hundreds of years, were no longer important? Just follow the example of those Jews.

Answer 8

Treat them as you would any human being -- with the respect they deserve. They are decent people undertaking a task required by their religion. Many introverted Witnesses have a great difficulty doing this.

It won't be a laffer, but you might make them smile.

Answer 9

I have made my own pamphlets on why Jesus didnt have to knock on doors he lived it people saw it and people knocked on his door.
The bad karma my judgment of them has had is that they never knock on my door.
I did have some young mormans knock. I felt bad for them and didnt want to take away there rapture they were just kids. SO I was nice.
So be nice. there free to think what they want to.

Answer 10

I have clear sidelights at the door and take great pleasure in looking right at them (or anyone I don't want to talk to) and asking "who is it?". When they tell me I just say "No thank you". What can someone say to that?

Also, I have not seen Jesus at the mall, but I do work with him... He drives and Audi station wagon and lives in OB. Oh and he's seen Phish in concert like, 36 times...