1. He has way larger balls.
2. Pirates are the chosen ones instead of Jews. Not that I have any problems with Jews, but Pirates are way cooler.
3. Every Friday is a religious holiday.
4. Heaven comes with a stripper factory and beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see.
5. Created the universe in only 4 days, spending the 1st day creating a mountain, trees and midgit and the next 3 day with the whole universe. He spent the last 3 days resting.
6. Humans were not created in FSM image because He is perfect and if every human were to be perfect, it just wouldn't be right.
7. The gospel of the FSM explains gravity, for example, He is hovering above us and holding us down using His Noodly Appendages. Proof is that humans have got taller. As the world’s population increased, there were fewer Noodly Appendages to go round, so it has been easier to grow.
2006-11-23 02:20:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
8. The second of the FSM eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” says: “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others.”
2006-11-23 02:21:00 · update #1
I agree dude!
RAmen!!
2006-11-23 02:22:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please - the Flying Spaghetti Monster is just a pale imitation of the Levitating Pasta Creature who was worshiped a long time ago [back in the 1950s].
Supposedly, the LPC may sue the FSM for copyright infringement.
2006-11-23 10:36:19 · answer #2 · answered by Lunarsight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two words: Beer Volcano.
'Nuff said.
2006-11-23 10:25:11 · answer #3 · answered by marbledog 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll take spaghetti over angel food cake any day.
2006-11-23 10:23:26 · answer #4 · answered by Snark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo!!!!!!! He sounds excellent! How should I pray?
2006-11-23 10:24:54 · answer #5 · answered by lady_s_hazy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE GREAT MYSTERY is the one for me. thanks anyway for your offer
2006-11-23 10:32:18 · answer #6 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋