I one of my earlier questions I mentioned that my pet vietnamese potbellied pig, named Gordon, might have homosexual tendencies.
Because we are new to Denver, we are wanting to meet new friends, and so yesterday we invited over Mr Irwin, a retired accountant. My wife made sandwiches, and Mr Irwin was telling us about double entry book keeping.
Without warning, Gordon mounted Mr Irwins leg and rutted, in an state of arousal.
Normally Gordon loses interest if you fake an orgasm. But although we were urging this advice, Mr Irwin just wasnt getting it. In the end, my wife and I managed to pull Gordon off, but not before he had left a stringy deposit on Mr Irwins trousers.
Rev Falwell says homosexuality between two human beings is a sin.
Is it homosexuality if it is between a pig and a man?
Can a priest deprogramme Gordon?
We want you to know that we have given Gordon much love and care; we cant understand this at all.
2006-10-04
09:15:15
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Pastor Sauce
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