Religion & Spirituality - 31 August 2006

As many of you all know, math is a science and I've been in my lab this week all day long studying how God can be proven through the equation x+y+z=2 for all real numbers.

Now let's say that x+y+z=2 for all reals except for imaginary real numbers.

Now,

x+y = z -2

2x+2y = 2(z-2)

2x+2y = 2z-4

2xyz(x+y+z) = 0

x+y+z = 0

x+y +45z = z+ x -y

y = -y

1=-1

((1=-1)x + (1=-1)y + (1=-1)z = 2)/0

x = -x + y = -y +z = -z = 2

(x = -x + 9y = -y +z = -z = 2)/34

(x+yx = -x + y = -y +z +z)/34 - 2 = 0

x = 1
x= 2
y = 3
r = f(x) +x+9
z = 0

2+4+6-9 = 2

0=0
0=1

Therefore, God exists.

2006-08-31 14:21:17 · 28 answers · asked by Señor Badass 1

A guy and a girl are dating. One night the man, angry over something else, takes his anger out on his girlfriend, and puts her in the hospital. He later comes back and apologises, and promises "it will never happen again". She forgives him for the attack, but says "We are through!" and breaks up with him.

He accuses her of not really forgiving him, and says if her forgiveness is "real", that she will take him back.

What do you say to each person, according to your beliefs?

2006-08-31 14:19:12 · 22 answers · asked by MamaBear 6

What if a Christian rapes an Athiest, is never caught, and later the rapist is very sorry and regrets it, and asks God's forgiveness... but the rape victim, the athiest, is still suffering from it and post traumatic stress syndrome. Does that mean the rapist gets to go to heaven and the athiest is sent to hell?

And what if the rape victim was a Christian and goes to heaven, does that mean they will see the rapist in heaven..?

2006-08-31 14:18:18 · 19 answers · asked by Sandy 1

2006-08-31 14:17:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-31 14:17:33 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-31 14:17:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-31 14:16:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-31 14:15:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

But if u didnt follow him your punishment would be to cease to exist after u died. Which to me seems worse than Hell. Because just imagine not existing. Would u still love him like u do now? He'd still want to have a relationship with each and every one of us.

2006-08-31 14:15:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

In one of my last questions regarding morals, someone made the statement that as long as the laws of the land are not violated then the act is okay. Since there are no municipal laws in regards to adultery, does that mean it is okay for a person to commit adultery?

2006-08-31 14:14:51 · 29 answers · asked by cave man 6

2006-08-31 14:14:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Why only Male priests? Male apostles? (J.C. and the boys)

Is this distinction between the sexes proof that the Christian religion is the brainchild of chauvinistic men from 2000 years ago.

Would a true God really say that men and women are not spritually equal.

I say http://flushaholybook.com

2006-08-31 14:13:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.bolt.com/flyingv100/audio/1789802

2006-08-31 14:12:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2006-08-31 14:11:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-31 14:09:44 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-31 14:09:35 · 31 answers · asked by MaryBeth 7

What's the difference between Jesus and any other man? He was the son of God according to him. All these tales of walking on water and healing the sick...pure gossip. I understand we need historical figures to inspire us, but you don't have to worship the guy just because he says so. The presence of Jesus really hasn't even improved our society along its natural course. There's still politics, there's still war. Not saying that there isn't a higher power, but why would Jesus come to Earth instead of not at all? Couldn't we figure out the path of righteousness for ourselves? I know some of us have.

2006-08-31 14:09:16 · 25 answers · asked by Xo 1

2006-08-31 14:04:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-08-31 14:02:20 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Didn't that go against the teachings of Jesus? Isn't that a sin?

2006-08-31 14:00:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

It has come to my attention that in the beginning the mighty Flying Sphaghetti Monster created a mountain, some trees, and a midgit with His Noodley Appendage. This seems a very utopian existance, a happy midgit frollicing in unspoiled wilderness. However, this Midgit had to have a female counterpart. Could anyone please explain the creation story in more detail. Praise the all-mighty Flying Sphaghetti Monster! May you be touched by his Noodley Appendage. RAmen.

2006-08-31 13:59:35 · 13 answers · asked by Shinkirou Hasukage 6

Where in Genesis does it actually say that? If lions were supposed to eat grass, then why would they have the anatomy of a carnivore instead of a cow? It's inventing facts that aren't mentioned in the bible like the 6,000 year old earth that makes Christianity look bad.

2006-08-31 13:58:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

I called the god damn sheriff because that god damn monster got my god damn phone number and would stop with the god damn prank phone calls. The only thing that god damn bastard would say was RRRRRRRRAAAAAA!. That god damn son of a ***** belongs in a god damn jail cell right next to some sort of god damn rapist. I have enough of that god damn son of a ***** and I think I should press some god damn charges against. I would like to press my god damn cane against his god damn neck about 3 or 4 hundred god damn times until he chokes on his own god damn vomit.

2006-08-31 13:58:07 · 17 answers · asked by oldmanbuford 1

http://www.bolt.com/Wolf25/audio/2033554

2006-08-31 13:57:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Are Catholics leaving the church because of this? Where are they going? Episcopalian or other faiths?

2006-08-31 13:56:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

and the idea of the supernatural sounds even more absurd to me.
comments?

2006-08-31 13:56:00 · 30 answers · asked by ahmed 1

Too far from light (God) and closer to Darkness(Evil) and therefore less following God and more Evil. Aint we cold-hearted too? - There is no Prophet of God to come - Even If had to come, then would have not been with a "Holy Book" instead with a "Holy NoteBook (Laptop)" to teach you in a language which you understand.

2006-08-31 13:55:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2006-08-31 13:53:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous