It has come to my attention that in the beginning the mighty Flying Sphaghetti Monster created a mountain, some trees, and a midgit with His Noodley Appendage. This seems a very utopian existance, a happy midgit frollicing in unspoiled wilderness. However, this Midgit had to have a female counterpart. Could anyone please explain the creation story in more detail. Praise the all-mighty Flying Sphaghetti Monster! May you be touched by his Noodley Appendage. RAmen.
2006-08-31 13:59:35 · 13 answers · asked by Shinkirou Hasukage 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Orthodox. RAmen
2006-08-31 14:11:13 · update #1
"And behold, the happy midgit froliced in unspoiled wilderness, sipping from the volcano of beer, from time to time, for in that time, it had been given to men. And there were some pretty ladies there because the FSM (peace be unto him and his noodle) wanted to see midget porn."
The word of the flying spaghetti monster.
RAmen.
2006-08-31 14:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
"to illustrate, a scientist might carry out a carbon-relationship technique on an artifact. He exhibits that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by ability of electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years previous, because of the fact the 0.5-existence of Carbon-14 seems to be 5,730 years. yet what our scientist would not comprehend is that each and each time he makes a length, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the outcomes together with his Noodly Appendage." This Noodly Appendage is rather powerful. i'm scared. i visit transform, just to be on the risk-free section.
2016-11-06 04:39:06 · answer #2 · answered by ravelo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to the discussion forum and frolic a bit or check out the Gospel!
2006-08-31 14:34:02 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could type it all out to you, but I'm feelin kinda lazy. Go grab your gospel, it's on pgs 72-73 under "The Olive Garden of Eden"
RAmen =)
2006-08-31 14:13:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The mighty pastanoodleness gave that midget a palm, hence there is no need for a female counterpart!
2006-08-31 14:12:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Your questioning angers the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Cease, less you wish to give up eternity next to the beer volcano, and stripper factory.
2006-08-31 14:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by Devil'sadvocate 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Orthodox or Reformed?
2006-08-31 14:09:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
IMO the midget was a woman, and FSM made her a partner out of a shinbone.
2006-08-31 14:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by Indigo 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Check this out.
2006-08-31 14:10:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe this is where the pastafarians and their bretheren the pastafariani differ in their beliefs.
2006-08-31 14:04:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋