What shall we do with them?
I propose we construct a larger-than-life version of one of those commercial mincers we see in a butcher's shop. So, the opening is 4 feet across, rather than 4 inches - you get the scale? You should see the torque on these things - I've even dropped in frozen joints, and they come out neatly minced!
So, when the heroin addict is convicted in court of their 500th burglary, we simply 'throw the switch' and mince 'em up!
No more benefits to pay, prison costs, crime falls drastically, and at the same time we create food for our livestock!
I dream of a city center sans-tracksuits, whilst I can almost hear the wind howling through empty, abandoned prisons across the UK, police officers in the Job Center queue, musing about 'the good old days'.
Heaven, could indeed be a place on Earth...
2006-12-15
02:14:44
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