Who hates thieving smackheads?

Question

What shall we do with them?

I propose we construct a larger-than-life version of one of those commercial mincers we see in a butcher's shop. So, the opening is 4 feet across, rather than 4 inches - you get the scale? You should see the torque on these things - I've even dropped in frozen joints, and they come out neatly minced!

So, when the heroin addict is convicted in court of their 500th burglary, we simply 'throw the switch' and mince 'em up!

No more benefits to pay, prison costs, crime falls drastically, and at the same time we create food for our livestock!

I dream of a city center sans-tracksuits, whilst I can almost hear the wind howling through empty, abandoned prisons across the UK, police officers in the Job Center queue, musing about 'the good old days'.

Heaven, could indeed be a place on Earth...

Maybe the guy complaining is / was one of the thieving ones I am referring to?

Answer 1

As someone who is heavily involved in social work I feel that I must express my thoughts.... too bloody right mate!!, you have my vote!!

Answer 2

A few corrections need to be done here...

The 500th burglary? How about the 50th? Or the 25th?

Feeding them to live stock is not a good idea.
It has been proven that it was meat and bones crashed into food for live stock that caused the mad cow disease.

Lets not be barbaric. Just put them on a barge and take them on the North Sea. Then the Navy and Air Force can use the barge for target practice.

Answer 3

You guys disgust me, I don't know how you can be so narrowminded and heartless. Do you really think heroin addicts are responsible for all the ills of society?! Have you ever stopped to think that maybe society is responsible for creating heroin addicts? Do you think people would choose to live that way if their was something better for them? And you don't take into account the many users who hold down a steady job, are otherwise law-abiding, keep their houses clean and their children well fed and happy - don't tar everyone with the same brush. This kind of attitude does nothing to improve the situation what so ever.

Answer 4

i totally agree these morons should be put on a snow swept island near the south pole and left to the polar bears i live in a bad smack head community not by choice by the way but with rising house prices these days that's all i can afford but its not fair that i should share this area with these scruffy benefit claimers who don't even offer anything to the community apart from used needles and beer cans thrown all over the place it might sound bitter but that's how i feel

Answer 5

i think u will find that heaven will not suddenly be a place on earth if u get rid of all the "smackheads" theres a LOT more wrong in this world than some addicts mate

Answer 6

Tell me anyone who does like them. They are the lowest of the low and should all be transported to some remote dessert island, along with " All the Dealers " who supply them.

Answer 7

You sound like a right Prat... Heaven a place on earth with no junkies...lol...Yea right what about all the religious crap and Booze where people piss up ya wall and blow u up...All i can say is get A decent alarm System then ...

Answer 8

I f you drop 'em all in a grinder, they still have to pay someone to run the machine. and btw livestock dont eat meat. And another btw, what have you been smokin'?

Answer 9

I don`t know if i want to mince them ,but i hate them they`ve had three bikes belonging too my kids this year alone ,and in broad daylight out of my own garden .i wonder if just chopping a hand of might deter them ---------but i doubt it

Answer 10

What vision - I love it. Keep going like this and you'll be up for prime minister - I'd certainly vote for ya :-)