Senior Citizens

Do you pay someone or do you shovel yourself?

2007-12-16 13:11:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Please elaborate?

2007-12-16 13:01:48 · 24 answers · asked by LUCKY 4

The price of food gas utility keep going up

2007-12-16 12:39:40 · 14 answers · asked by gggggg 6

a few years back we had a push bike stolen, and a couple of hanging flower baskets, but last night someone stole a measly $2 resin parrot that was glued to my mailbox, now honestly why would anyone even bother with that?

2007-12-16 12:18:05 · 18 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

I just put candles, matches and flahlights in all the rooms. I can hardly wait. The yard will be so flooded I'll be stuck inside all day tomorrow if the weather folks are right. They are usually wrong 80% of the time. I do feel something is to give, the back yard is crawling with birds of all kinds and they are not fighting with each other this has NEVER happened before EVER.

2007-12-16 11:51:00 · 31 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

...when YOU read the responses to YOUR Question...
...I get all caught up with smiles, tears and happiness, its an awesome feeling...

2007-12-16 11:33:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO9o4bzkSrs

2007-12-16 11:29:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

we all hear about them. when you reach a certain age.. you can quit work.. get SS.. etc etc.. buy really does it make it better.. SS is only fraction of what you make when you were working..and yea medicare pays for medical expenes.. but when i do the math..it don't add up.. i know some places give a senoir discount.. but that could be any where from a quarter to a dollar. if you could go back and do one thing..that would make your life easier today.. what would it have been?

2007-12-16 11:15:19 · 15 answers · asked by vis 7

who here is raising their grandchildren.. and why?? one person i know that is doing that .. was because the mother was a junkie.. is it hard on you.. how old is the child or children..

2007-12-16 10:53:18 · 14 answers · asked by vis 7

I'm going south west, I hope.

2007-12-16 10:38:21 · 20 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.


When I'm in a good mood it turns green.

When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond!!!!!

2007-12-16 10:18:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Tody "The Seattle Times " had an interesting article about creature comfort. A funeral home study has found that funeral home pets(dogs) help those in grief. This comes as no surprize to me ,how about you pet lovers?

2007-12-16 10:10:59 · 10 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

My oldest nephew and came up with the idea almost 20 years ago and email back and forth the goofier ones. He is compiling them into a book.
Like this: Hopping hippopotomi heaving hiccups higher heavenly.

2007-12-16 10:07:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

How are you coping with it, and do you find this a fairly common problem in the US? I am grateful for all I have, have made friends here, and do not use an addiction to deal with the pain. Have tried my best to further communicarions between myself and my family but to no avail. It seems that my acceptance is called for,and I continue to aim for that. But being rejected by those I love at this time of the year and of my life is very hard to deal with. Has anyone else on here had to face this, and how are you handling it? I volunteer and reach out to others, also have two kitties. Thanks, xo.

2007-12-16 09:45:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

What I mean is that in today's world, especially in the United States were going to have a lot of baby boomers that are going to be retiring in the next decade. While some may live the good life after, some may have it hard by not having anyone. I plan one day to use my empathetic abilities to help them out. Thank you for your time.

2007-12-16 09:43:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

excluding the flying reindeers???

2007-12-16 09:33:04 · 17 answers · asked by clara M. 2

Does anyone remember that?

2007-12-16 09:27:19 · 10 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6

Just have to give serious answers as if it was a serious question?

2007-12-16 09:13:19 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/seniors_reunion/

Hope you will check it out!

2007-12-16 09:10:37 · 9 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

2007-12-16 09:10:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-16 08:49:54 · 6 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

There are only a few words in it. Can you name them?

2007-12-16 08:47:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

What a woman says...

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

2007-12-16 08:10:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six-foot cockroach standing there. This time he was knee'd in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then he left.

The fourth night Frank didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug beat the snot out of Frank and left him in a heap on the living room floor. The following day, Frank went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded.

"Not much" answered the doctor. "There's just a nasty bug going around."

2007-12-16 08:05:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I figure 80 is.

2007-12-16 07:49:05 · 27 answers · asked by jalady 6

An old lady walks into a plastic surgeon's office and tells him she wants a facelift. He says "Well, we have three models. The first is for $1000 and is guaranteed for one year, the second is $3000 and is guaranteed for 3 years and the last is $5000 and it is guaranteed for 5 years."
The old lady says "Well tell me about them."

The doctor says, "For $1000 you are going to get a half-*** job that you pay very little for."

She responds, "Forget that one, what about the next one."

He explains, "For $3000 we do a much better job and pay close attention to detail, but it is only guaranteed for 3 years."

The lady says, "No, that's no good either, what about the last one."

The doctor replies, "For $5000 you are going to get the best facelift with a feature that is on the cutting edge of plastic surgery. There will be a screw attached to the back of your head and if you notice your face sagging, just come back in and we will tighten the screw."

The lady is delighted and has the surgery. About 6 months later she comes back to the office very upset. "Doctor, I want my money back because I look horrible. Look at these bags under my eyes!"

The doctor leans back in his chair and says, "Lady you aren't getting anything back. Those bags under your eyes are your **** and if you keep messing with that screw, you're going to have a mustache."

2007-12-16 07:46:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1462164318

2007-12-16 07:45:07 · 17 answers · asked by Gladys 6

A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.
She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.

After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"

"Oh...he is breast fed!", replied the woman.
"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.

She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table.
The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.

The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says -
"No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk!"

The woman with a wry grin on her face responds..."Well of course I don't."
"I'm his aunt - but I'm SURE GLAD I brought him in!"

2007-12-16 07:18:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-16 07:15:23 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Dere Santee, Pleez brang me a nuw dikshunary that spells werds tha way I sae them. It wood be a lot eezeur than me lurning ta spell them rite. That un you brout me las yeer aint no good. I caint find nuthin n it. Thaink yew,
or Dear Santa, I was hopin you could spring for a vasectomy for Ken. He and Barbie have been way to BUSY this year-if ya know what I mean. Little dolls are popping up everywhere round here. Oh and some prozac would be nice as well. or
Dear Santa, Bring me some things that I want and not what I need. Instead of of a hot shaver I want a shaved hottie, instead of a new coat, I want a coat of arms. Instead of a bottle of Jack Daniels I'd like a case of jack Daniels.

2007-12-16 06:16:12 · 13 answers · asked by Southern Comfort 6