Senior Citizens

christmas carols for the insane
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think Ill be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, im Gonna Cry, Im
Gonna Pout, Maybe Ill Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell

2007-12-15 16:17:46 · 9 answers · asked by Penguin_Bob 7

I haven't seen a juke box in awhile but I was just wondering.

2007-12-15 16:14:33 · 12 answers · asked by gldnsilnc 6

Just watching Rare Visions on PBS and a musuem in Idaho that was full of all kinds of fun and weird things--have you ever visited any really strange and wonderful off the beaten path places? (Branson and Silver Dollar City don't count!)

2007-12-15 16:00:16 · 18 answers · asked by Isadora 6

I got some money cause I just got paid.

2007-12-15 15:27:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Her libido is nil which frustrates her. Hormone drugs are now not suggested due to cancer causing side effects. She's been prescibed a low dose anti-depressant but I hate the chemical aspect of it all. How can I help??!!

2007-12-15 15:13:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

And how do I get it quickly????
help only no sassy stuff

2007-12-15 15:07:10 · 19 answers · asked by clara M. 2

We do eat some things that seem a little out of the mainstream, but are really good. Like buffalo meat--low cholesterol, lean, and really better flavor than beef. And you cook it just like beef, only the steaks need to be more rare because it will get tough if it is cooked too long. I had a roast that needed to be cooked because the food in the freezer thawed when our power was off--and it made the best pot roast you could ever eat! And ground buffalo makes the very best chili.

We also eat things like miso soup and tahini, and I have learned to cook vegan for my daughter and her family. Any body else have any non-mainstream foods in their diet?

2007-12-15 14:48:59 · 23 answers · asked by Isadora 6

smell for your house? I know this will appeal to mostly women-sorry guys
I love Yankee Candles Sage and Citrus for my living area and
BBW Moonlight Path for my bedroom. It just smells Purple to me.

2007-12-15 14:38:00 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

with community and/or general hospitals. I read that critics say that when doctors steer patients to a hospital they own, it gives them an incentive to put profits above the patient, generally admitting patients who are not severely ill, and see fewer people (i.e., poor or uninsured) on Medicaid. They are left to the other hospitals to deal with. Is this the wave of the future for hospital business?

2007-12-15 14:29:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

Lets try and clear this up. I don't mind loosing oints, I lost 7500 odd before,. So WITHOUT REPORTING, see if you can delete my question.

At least that will clear up some questions. I won't get upset.

2007-12-15 14:24:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

I heard this term mentioned. Does this mean someone gets slapped physically?

2007-12-15 14:11:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

To me wisdom cannot be learned except for with age...do you agree?

2007-12-15 14:02:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-15 13:46:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

yourself and have true admiration for yourself? or do U just look in the mirror and try to just get by? I have seen this today, here of all places. And Kudos to all the kind souls here who have tried to do good things for people. All we can do is our best yes? We do and should admire ourselves for being the good people we are!
God Bless U all... Big Hugs From Scooter!!!! I have family in you all!! Thank You from the bottom of my heart!

2007-12-15 13:33:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

just unhappy?

2007-12-15 13:30:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I asked how the weather was in your area and the question has been deleted (reported), for everyone who posted, I am sorry for your loss of points There were 67 answers to it!

2007-12-15 13:26:33 · 41 answers · asked by slk29406 6

First of all, my father told me that in France that some hospitals are free for patients. He said there was a system behind it. I'm curious how those hospitals giving free medical service to patients get their money

2007-12-15 13:15:16 · 33 answers · asked by Lock_132 2

Do you enjoy it? I love Jo Stafford and Bing Crosby holiday music.

2007-12-15 13:07:33 · 11 answers · asked by carriec 7

No matter how hard I try to keep it neat, I find old french fries on the floor, McDonald's cups and Subway napkins mixed with the Dairy Queen ones. I definitely use to eat on the run.

2007-12-15 12:40:41 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous

Post ice storm which knocked out our electicity for 6 days, put a tree limb thru the roof of the back porch, and took out a couple of trees and a LOT of limbs, I'm looking around and thinking that we may have gotten our porch damaged, but we did need a new roof on it and now the insurance will pay for it: we lost a huge limb from an elm, but now there will be more sun to the herb garden, which really did need it. I found a buffalo roast in the ref freezer, which I had lost track of, and it sure was good, because it was thawed and I had to cook it. I got a lot of yard work done and leaves raked, since I already had a fire going burning fallen branches. All that work kinda got me back in shape after slacking off this fall, lol! Do you look for the silver lining in what could be perceived as disasters?

2007-12-15 12:15:32 · 16 answers · asked by Isadora 6

Seems the over 65 crowds are being prosecuted for shoplifting. Also, assaults by older people rose to 1,700 from 100. They think it is due to isolated older people who do not socialize. Kind of reminds me of that Andy Griffith story about the old man that was trying to get arrested so he could join their Christmas festives. Do you think this is happening in America or other countries?

2007-12-15 12:12:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

...* can be a person, place or thing, YOU never want to LOSE...

for me: 1. MY WIFE 2. THE LOVE FOR MY WIFE 3. LIFE
...ALLthe above will come to be...for now, IM selfish...

2007-12-15 12:09:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

there are three forming right now -- one from the west headed up by noonocanc in utah - picking up ndnquah in okie city and mister ed in st louis and harley girl in ky and alcaholi in tn == than there is one coming north out of fla headed up by scooter and we have one from the east headed up by either grace or sage seeker and we are trying to get pat moor head up one from the north all going to gatlinbury tn -- anyone can join just email mr ed or scooter or ncgrl for details!!!

2007-12-15 11:53:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

It might appear that I am looking for sympathy-but I'm not. I just found out today that my brother-in-law (whom I have known and loved for 20 years) was just sentenced yesterday to 438 years for rape from a trial earlier this year. He is supposed to go to trial next year on 94 counts of murder and kidnapping. No I am not joking. How do you deal with something like this? Even in hindsight I can see nothing that makes me think he could actually do this. What can I say to my sister? She believes completely in his innocence and luckily there are no children.

2007-12-15 11:44:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

you never get tired of?

2007-12-15 11:28:29 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

would you cheat on your taxes? Your partner?

2007-12-15 11:22:37 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous

What would be your (REALISTIC) dream car. I drive a blue minivan (still hauling kids and grandkids!) but my dream would be a mustang convertible or jeep. Purple of course!! Yours??

2007-12-15 11:15:31 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous

When I say this I believe we all have our own personal spiritual guide. To many its an Angel, to me it’s a guide whom I refer to as my Teacher. We, my guide and myself have been together throughout time. I am allowed to bring back the information he deems necessary for me to have at the time. My Guide or Angel looks like a Monk that is thousands of years old, I can only see his hands as he wears a cowl or a monks robe, and we are always sitting at an old table, like a picnic table only thousands of years old. It’s truly amazing!

2007-12-15 10:55:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

My friend is 61 and mostly retired. He was debating about starting to collect Social Security early at age 62. I know the benefits are less but I heard that they will be recalculated when his wife retires. She earns as much now as he ever did. How does this work?

2007-12-15 10:45:45 · 9 answers · asked by Menehune 7

The new inmate at the mental hospital announced in a loud voice that he was the famous British naval hero, Lord Nelson. This was particularly interesting, because the institution already had a "Lord Nelson."

The head psychiatrist, after due consideration, decided to put the two men in the same room, feeling that the similarity of their delusions might prompt an adjustment in each that would help in curing them. It was a calculated risk, of course, for the two men might react violently to one another, but they were introduced and then left alone and no disturbance was heard from the room that night.

The next morning, the doctor had a talk with his new patient and was more than pleasantly surprised when he was told "Doctor, I've been suffering from a delusion. I know now for a fact that I am not Lord Nelson."

"That's wonderful," said the doctor. "Who are you?"

Smiling coyly, the patient replied, "I'm Lady Nelson."

2007-12-15 10:44:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous