Senior Citizens

To you personally? Keep it clean!!
To me it's smells. I find certain smells to be very erotic

2007-12-15 10:39:12 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous

Would it be fiction or non-fiction? Aha, that is the question Watson?

2007-12-15 10:30:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.

"Listen," says the doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!"

"Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY nice house."

2007-12-15 10:23:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just curious... Were either of your parents, siblings or children lefties?
My grandfather, mother, 1 sister(of 2) and 1 (of 3) daughters are

2007-12-15 10:14:49 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous

Do they still wave when they fly by your house?

2007-12-15 09:32:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just curious if any of you remember those days when everyone pitched in to make sure ALL the neighbors were invited to those outdoor dances & food fests!

2007-12-15 09:31:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, only you've got to promise not to laugh."
The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over 20 years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient."

"OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers. The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes.

"I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

The man looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."

2007-12-15 09:30:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

Don't just say me or my life, give me some meat!! ; )

2007-12-15 09:14:53 · 7 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4

2007-12-15 08:37:18 · 10 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4

2007-12-15 08:33:49 · 11 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4

I still want to jump out of an airplane from 15,000 feet but not alone of course, attached to a professional!!

2007-12-15 08:23:10 · 26 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4

I have seven such diverse friends, friends from grade school, high school, college, friends met through ex,..I try to see or talk to them when I can. It seems like when I do, no time has past, we just pick up from where we are.

2007-12-15 08:19:55 · 16 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4

I purchase LBs, put them on my rose bushes to eat the aphids(plenty). Then they fly over the fence and into my neighbors rose bushes to eat.

2007-12-15 08:05:35 · 11 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

2007-12-15 07:55:10 · 14 answers · asked by Star doodle 2

( fireflys )? Did you make the ring on your finger? I never did..could not get myself to pull out that light off the poor thing.

2007-12-15 07:51:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

who you know loves you, but doesn't seem to like you, and you don't know why, and she won't talk about it, how would you handle that relationship?? Serious answers only please.

2007-12-15 07:51:09 · 6 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4

If so what keeps one from actually writing it??

2007-12-15 07:43:13 · 20 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4

"Great minds talk about Ideas, Average minds talkt about events, small minds talk about other people" What do you find yourself talking about most of the time, on and off Yahoo! ?

2007-12-15 07:41:27 · 18 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4

Or told your kids to get home when the street lights came on?

2007-12-15 07:39:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Am thinking of cutting it short but maybe it would just be more work!! What you is easier, long or short?

2007-12-15 07:38:59 · 21 answers · asked by Meeshmai 4

To come onto the Senior site and see the LOVELY OLD FAMILIAR FACES. And the usual Senior Banter and Questions. I feel 100% better now, than I did last night. Hello all you SPECIAL PEOPLE. Mean't from the bottom of my heart.

2007-12-15 07:21:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've eaten shrimp for the last two nights, could use some new ideas. Shrimp scampi the first night, then Tempura shrimp last night.
I need meat, and it needs to be a quick meal, because my feet hurt and I don't really wanna stand at the stove to long.
Any ideas?

2007-12-15 07:20:54 · 18 answers · asked by Cheryl 6

I find myself going to the market, writing letters, taking them to the doctor's or post office even cooking for them. Just to get a thank you I don't know how to say no. I feel they need me. I want to know am I the only one?

2007-12-15 07:11:26 · 17 answers · asked by Sugar 7

2007-12-15 06:27:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror,
the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure."

The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you. I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS!

2007-12-15 06:21:34 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

I cant sing dance or play a musical instrument But I feel so blessed with the little talent I do have I feel good and done so much in by life

2007-12-15 06:19:01 · 28 answers · asked by Tracer 5

A man and his wife are at home and the wife say's she is going out shopping." Better take your coat and an umbrella " says the husband " But the sun is out" replies the wife. "I know but it won't last" says the husband. The wife doesn't want to look a fool so checks the local weather forecast. "There" she says, "it is meant to be sunny and dry all day long ! " She looks out the window and to her amazement, it starts to rain." How did you know ? " she asks. " I listened to a Russian weather forecaster called Rudolf on the radio and he said the weather would get worse." "But how could he possibly know ?" asks the wife confused that a Russian so far away could get the weather forecast correct. "Well " says the husband feeling rather smug, " surely everybody has heard that RUDOLPH THE RED KNOWS RAIN DEAR !!!

2007-12-15 06:11:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

You know like in the cartoons? Wouldn't it be cool to be taking a cruise and some one points to the sky and says either that's a weird blimp or a flying whale beneath a huge pink balloon?

2007-12-15 06:09:41 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" he
asked.

"To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with
a tissue.

"What's the matter mommy?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

2007-12-15 06:08:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

like rip van winkle, awakened after years and years, the foolishness glares. waking up and seeing the fool in the mirror is terrible

2007-12-15 06:04:44 · 13 answers · asked by JIM 4