A man goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, I've got this problem, only you've got to promise not to laugh."
The doctor replies, "Of course I won't laugh, that would be thoroughly unprofessional. In over 20 years of being a doctor I've never laughed at a patient."
"OK then," says the man, and he drops his trousers. The doctor is greeted by the sight of the tiniest penis he has ever seen in his life. Unable to control himself, he falls about laughing on the floor. Ten minutes later he is able to struggle up to his feet and wipe the tears from his eyes.
"I'm so sorry," he says to the patient, "I don't know what came over me, I won't let it happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
The man looks up at the doctor sadly and says, "It's swollen."
2007-12-15 09:30:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
SUZIE you said you would not tell any one, I'll never tell you another secret
2007-12-15 09:57:58 · answer #1 · answered by gggggg 6 · 9⤊ 0⤋
That was too funny. What could he do in a situation like that in reality other than laugh! Heck I bet the nurses were having a field day!! Another star and well worth it!!!!!
2007-12-15 10:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hahahha! Brilliant.
2007-12-15 09:33:22 · answer #3 · answered by ~Grace~ 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Very funny! I'm not afraid of the doc but the person at the desk handing me the bill terrifies me.
2007-12-15 09:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by librarylady93562 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps he had just given a blood sample, the nurses usually say " I'm just going to give you a little pr**k."
2007-12-16 00:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't even know where to begin how funny this one was'. They just keep getting better and it feel really good to laugh this much!
lol and your fantastic at making us laugh!!
2007-12-16 12:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by sherry 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear that's a little on the cruel side
2007-12-15 19:40:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I cried when I read this!
I'm just so relieved I'm not alone - that's EXACTLY why I won't go to the Doctors anymore...
2007-12-15 09:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I laughed my c*ck off when I read that.
Now I need to go to the doctors.
2007-12-15 10:30:58 · answer #9 · answered by bobwit 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Suzie... a gold star for this one... and yes.. this is why men are afraid to to the doctor!
2007-12-15 10:30:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl!
2007-12-15 09:33:42 · answer #11 · answered by Mimkat hate the new Yahoo Answers so has retired. 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋