christmas carols for the insane
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think Ill be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open
Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, im Gonna Cry, Im
Gonna Pout, Maybe Ill Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the
Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell
2007-12-15 16:17:46 · 9 answers · asked by Penguin_Bob 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
*11. Oppositional Defiant Disorder-- You better not cry - Oh yes I will
You better not Shout - I can if i want to
You better not pout - Can if i want to
Im telling you why - Not listening
Santa Claus is coming to town- No he;s not!!
2007-12-15 16:18:01 · update #1
I'm sharing this one with friends. LOL
2007-12-17 16:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by penny d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a mental health professional with 20+ years experience, now retired, I can only say I sure wish I had read your question decades ago. It sure would've been uplifting and cheering at Christmas. But then, to many of my patients, such songs might've put them into another psychotic episode or acting out behavior, and I'd've been in real trouble then, LOL. But, I always remember, just because your paranoid doesn't mean someone's NOT out to get you!! Have a great day. God Bless you.
2016-05-24 04:00:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One Wall, did you just wake up?
Where have you been for the last 2 hrs.
You missed some good ones.
Mad ones also lol
2007-12-15 16:21:57 · answer #3 · answered by clara M. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My niece is number 11
2007-12-15 16:26:57 · answer #4 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In Germany it would be 'God rest ye Jerry Mental men'
2007-12-16 19:37:16 · answer #5 · answered by Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A star for you, those were absolutely wonderful and thank you!
2007-12-15 16:24:17 · answer #6 · answered by slk29406 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny!
2007-12-15 16:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh - very funny - a star for you! CJ
2007-12-15 16:22:49 · answer #8 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was cool!!!
2007-12-15 16:20:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋