Senior Citizens

After prying the cork out of inside, then pressing it back in with the soda bottle cap on the outside of your shirt?
Did your Mom get as teed as mine for ruining your shirt?

2007-12-18 00:35:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just struck me about those days!

2007-12-18 00:34:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

expect us to keep them for our lifetime?

2007-12-18 00:03:11 · 13 answers · asked by cajunbaby 6

you bet I am....my question from yesterday,"has this happened to anyone else"was violated this morning.someone said I was chatting...now I am just laughing.and yes,I will continue to laugh.
Life is too short for this silliness.

2007-12-17 23:52:03 · 24 answers · asked by min 4

Won't their hearts be broken when they are at the end of their journey ?

2007-12-17 22:57:50 · 25 answers · asked by Sarojini K 1

2007-12-17 22:47:41 · 22 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

2007-12-17 22:08:27 · 25 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

2007-12-17 21:57:21 · 30 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

2007-12-17 21:51:04 · 17 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

do instant messaging?
To me it is so neat to "talk" to people in real time rather than on a group site. Groups are great, don't get me wrong, when you want to "talk" to a bunch of people all at once. And emails are great if you happen to be sitting right there when they come in. But with instant messaging, you pick the time and who you want to "talk" to - and you can talk to anyone in the world (if you are so inclined) and it doesn't cost you a dime !!

2007-12-17 20:17:19 · 26 answers · asked by bassetfreak 5

Interested to know the make up on here of who is from where!!!
Seems like the majority are American followed by Canadian, UK and just a few Aussies.

2007-12-17 19:54:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

How do you cook it?

2007-12-17 17:56:57 · 17 answers · asked by clara M. 2

I get so much junk for xmas. I already got a wind up flashlight 5 pairs socks, candy, hangin trickets, 8 puzzels,13 smelly candles, 3 boxes kleenex, 2 pair slippers, 4 towels, 6 pot holders, 4 dish clothes 2 magnetic bracelets. Where do I unload this and it isn't even xmas yet

2007-12-17 17:54:46 · 26 answers · asked by clara M. 2

i also ask friends to save mags for me and buy them for 5cents at charity shops

2007-12-17 15:59:15 · 17 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

2007-12-17 15:21:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

Which would you choose?
some examples, a vampire, ghost, mermaid, werewolf...

2007-12-17 15:07:38 · 27 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

me , nexium for ulcers and blood pressure tablets

2007-12-17 15:06:07 · 39 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

2007-12-17 15:04:41 · 30 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

2007-12-17 15:03:24 · 21 answers · asked by ⓑⓐⓨⓢⓐ ™ 6

Name your own
Some ideas, Queen Amidala, Mayor of Munchkin city, Lord Voldemort, Princess Fiona...

2007-12-17 15:02:08 · 28 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

Toon town?
Springfield?
South Park?
Name your own

2007-12-17 14:58:37 · 28 answers · asked by Wickwire 5

You see them all over the place, never happy unless they are having a really good moan. My mother used to say, (that one is afraid to smile in case her face cracks), what makes people like that. I have always wondered about that, even in Church they have a permanent frown on their kipper, it is like the look of someone being tortured.

2007-12-17 14:36:34 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

EG because you know or email someone you get lumped in together!!!!

2007-12-17 14:16:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I've been a fan for years. Does anyone know if he still tours? I'd love to see him in person.

2007-12-17 13:04:35 · 11 answers · asked by Just Hazel 6

I'm not looking for sympathy. I'm not
looking for a psychologist or some new
meds. I actually don't know WHAT I'm
looking for. I am a very strong and tough and self-sufficient person, but I'm beginning to fall apart, like a jellyfish.
Being alone at Christmas has never bothered me before, I don't know why it is now.
I do know tho that I'm not the only one
on here that is beginning to feel like
???.
I know this is not a question and "they"
can delete me if they want. Maybe I just want to know how someone else
made it (alone) thru Christmas day.

2007-12-17 12:36:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, right?"

"Yeah, so?" said the officer.

"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire Chief?"

2007-12-17 12:12:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we aren't going to know when to take off!"

2007-12-17 12:05:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

the grand prize was $10,000, you won that prize. Would you tell your family and friends that you won $10,000 or would you keep quite about it?

2007-12-17 11:32:14 · 23 answers · asked by SapphireB 6

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire.

When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well, Mister, I TOLD HER!"

2007-12-17 11:16:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-17 11:12:17 · 24 answers · asked by hezekiahsmom 2